BASF (Bare Ass Shrapnel Fart)

BASF stands for Bare Ass Shrapnel Fart. To do a proper BASF one must drop one's drawers and sit, bare ass, on a hardwood floor and then rip a monster fart. The vibration of the buttcheeks against the hardwood creates a natural reverb chamber/amplifier resulting in a thunderous cacophony akin to a gunning a chainsaw while firing an M-16.

Joe's BASF (Bare Ass Shrapnel Fart) blew a hole through the parquet and now the Celtics have to play home games at Sacred Heart until they fix it.

by DennisFreeman April 1, 2019

fart higher than your arse

To harbour an inflated opinion of oneself.

As in “That lad David Beckham. He farts higher than his own arse”.

by Gaz Farrell August 28, 2003

Finger Punched My Fart Box

When you get done taking a nasty deuce and you take the toilet paper to wipe your glory hole and as you are wiping your finger plunges through the toilet paper right into your butthole.

"Dude I'm pissed. I went to wipe my ass and I finger punched my fart box!"

by SRACRacer18 December 13, 2018

yo dawg ava's farts stink

the word means if you have a friend named Ava say this to here

yo dawg ava's farts stink

by mynamejerf455 September 12, 2018

tongue jam my fart box

The act of inserting ones tongue into another persons' ass.

I asked Tim to tongue jam my fart box, but he knew I just wanted to shit on his face.

by Coron the Almighty May 17, 2009

Juicer Bacon Pickle Fart

what you are when you disgrace someone in front of your friends/family because they will never love you the same

He acted like a real juicer bacon pickle fart at the football games yesterday

by Satanic Prisoner April 4, 2009

That goofy ahh girl who farted

The girl who fated that one time.

(She so goofy ahh)

yo billy its that goofy ahh girl who farted. Gregory said "sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh".

by horse tickler May 20, 2022