meat pole mountaineer

A person whom enjoys climbing up and down on a dick and yodels while doing so.

Did you hear about Jane becoming a meat pole mountaineer last weekend?

by inebriateddreams May 03, 2015

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Meat Wheel

When you and two other friends, connect end to end to form a functional human suck wheel.
Commonly referred to as an extended "69".

"Hey, have you seen Jack, Steve and James?"
"Ah yeh, heard they were stuck in a meat wheel...better avoid them"

by fajonian March 12, 2022

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Bunk Meat

Your prison bunkmate/lover’s genitals.

My old celly, Big Andre from cell block d, had the sweetest bunk meat on the market.

by the_madfella March 24, 2023

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Tubular Meat

The art of taking highly sought after, refined, and/or bottom grade cuts of meat and introducing it to a meat-grinder. Once ground, such substances will be rolled into tubular form to be enjoyed in a bun, in-hand or chopped into slices on top of of a charkcoochie board. Tubular meat is life…. #savethedogs #keepmeattubular

@PEENABONIA

Duuuuuuudeee ain’t nothing like a chilled two-six of Tecatès and a couple packs of tubular meat on the Weber to get the weekend goin’!!

by Sheanado August 12, 2023

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Meat Lasso

A sex trick usually performed in snuff films. During this maneuver, a male takes is penis and wraps it around his victims neck. He then proceeds to hang the victims from a high place, suffocating the victim with his massive dong.

If I go out, I want to make it memorable... Johnny, get your Meat Lasso ready! It's time to shine...

by EatMyDictionary April 06, 2016

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