Meat bell

verb: the clapping sound made when a limp penis hits the inner thigh like a clapper in a bell.

you can hear his Meat bell from down the hall

by voroxity February 14, 2020

Pink meat

Meat that is not chicken but not steak (pork)

Do you eat pink meat?

by Palmer.cal April 27, 2024

Meat St. Peter

The act of taking a freshly cooked meatloaf and coring a hole through the middle of it and then using it like a Red Meat Flesh Light!

Man I violently used the meatloaf my mom made last night for a quick Meat St. Peter

by Ding-Dong81 September 25, 2025

meat rocking

When a fellow human is overly obsessing over or assessing another human.

John: Man, did you see Craig last night!? He had almost 30 points in the game!

Brian: Stop meat rocking him!

by ebonix101 January 8, 2014

meat seeking

When a girl or gay guy is trying to get a peek at a guys peanus

i was in the woods relieving my self when tori came up from behind me meat seeking

by fapper20 May 4, 2009

misery meat

When a man’s penis gains a loss of blood circulation due to the vagina/anus being extremely tight. This causes the penis to change into a more purple/grey colour.

“My ass was so tight that it gave Jordan misery meat”

by thecrackingjack April 30, 2023

Meat Bong

A term used to describe the umbilical cord when you smoke weed while you’re pregnant and your child takes a hit

Sandra: hey congrats on your child hergatha! Although your kid does seem to be way too mello right now.

Hergatha: Why thank you my trusted next door neighbor Sandra! Yeah he took a hit on the ole meat bong and next thing you know he’s straight up riffing about brexit and the photocopier at Walgreens again

by Doomguy44 May 15, 2021