ham rock

Being from Rockingham, NC where inbreeding is so rampant they don't even know where they live. The extra chromosomes are in the water.

Dammit Ham Rock, why are you so retarded?

by HONKIEKONGO May 22, 2018

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National Chris-Rocks Day

National Chris-Rocks Day, when we celebrate all the men named Chris just because they rock!

"Honey, do you know what day it is today? It's National Chris-Rocks Day, we have to call Chris and tell him he rocks!"

by TheDefinierFort December 3, 2022

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Da also-Mopar-sedan-shaped stone located at da Mayflower's first potential landing-spot on Coastal New England, but dat da Pilgrim-sailors hastily swung away from and instead landed at nearby Plymouth Rock.

Maybe if da ship-riding Puritan Separatists had skipped both Dodge Rock AND Plymouth Rock, and instead landed at Chrysler Rock, it would have been an even more palatable spot wif da combined advantages of da other two locales, since "Da Big C" auto-maker ended up including da "D" and "P" companies.

by QuacksO April 23, 2025

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Go Skip Rocks

Telling a particularly naive and annoying person to go away.

Go Skip Rocks, Andy, you little terd.

by NightKnightTonight July 30, 2024

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Rock Rolled

To get rock rolled is similar to being rick rolled. The difference being Instead of “ Never Gonna Give you up” playing, its Dwayne the Rock Johnson singing “ Face up”. But not just any lyric specifically this verse “ It's about drive, it's about power-We stay hungry, we devour-Put in the work, put in the hours and take what's ours”

“OOOHHH mannn i thought i was going to see some boobs but i totally got rock rolled hahaha”

by Cex Offender November 2, 2021

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