When train companies shut various parts of the national network (usually on a weekend), causing untold inconvenience for the mugs who already pay through the nose for a shite service. Incredibly gay (no offence) and annoying.
"Shit, I was going to visit my sister in Newcastle this weekend, but there are bentgineering works on GNER".
"That's so bent, the line was fucked up a fortnight ago too".
"That's so bent, the line was fucked up a fortnight ago too".
by Dogtanian101 October 24, 2007
Get the Bentgineering worksmug. Simply a dump at work. The only two logical reasons someone would ever take a dump at work is because it's a total fucking emergency or your boss is a total dick and you just want to be paid for sitting on the toilet.
Guy 1: Hey boss I just took a 45 minute work dump, that's like 7 bucks just to wipe my ass.
Boss: I hope you get hemorrhoids you dick.
Boss: I hope you get hemorrhoids you dick.
by Mr.nj June 13, 2016
Get the Work Dumpmug. "Hey, Mr. Jenkins is wanting us to mow his big ass yard for $5 an hour..."
"Shiiiit man that's just plain nigger work!"
"Shiiiit man that's just plain nigger work!"
by somebodythatyoudontknow July 3, 2021
Get the nigger workmug. The first few hours and in severe cases the entire day after returning to work from vacation. Symptons include acute depression, anxiety, and in severe cases panic attacks and an uncontrollable urge to run.
by DrHerbie June 1, 2010
Get the Work Reentrymug. Brandon to Miguel. '' Hey did you invite Omar to the party? '' Miguel to Brandon '' Naw Omars a Work Homie''
by Greenfiend March 14, 2010
Get the Work Homiemug. Beth: I really don't want to work tonight.
Marc: I've got a work beer here waiting for you!
Beth: Hell yeah! I'll be right there!
Marc: I've got a work beer here waiting for you!
Beth: Hell yeah! I'll be right there!
by Sick_Willy September 12, 2015
Get the work beermug. A form of working most commonly found among most construction and all military jobs.
When working outside, frequent smoke breaks, chatting with coworkers, adjusting ipod/changing song and quick snack breaks constitutes linger working.
Linger Working is taught by direct superiors and usually caused by no predetermined time deadline or little interest in day to day activites by higher ups. In most cases, lingering is actually encouraged by chain of command.
When working outside, frequent smoke breaks, chatting with coworkers, adjusting ipod/changing song and quick snack breaks constitutes linger working.
Linger Working is taught by direct superiors and usually caused by no predetermined time deadline or little interest in day to day activites by higher ups. In most cases, lingering is actually encouraged by chain of command.
Doushebag1: Man, youve been chipping, grinding and sanding all day and that wall isnt even bare metal.
Doushebag2: Dude fuck that, todays a tuesday, ive been linger working. I smoked three packs of newports, listened to Yani's greatest hits, ran 4 miles then lifted, ate 2 bags of beef jerkey, and at noon my E-6 started walking around in a speedo talking about his pet falcon.
Doushebag2: Dude fuck that, todays a tuesday, ive been linger working. I smoked three packs of newports, listened to Yani's greatest hits, ran 4 miles then lifted, ate 2 bags of beef jerkey, and at noon my E-6 started walking around in a speedo talking about his pet falcon.
by Lingerers... December 15, 2008
Get the Linger Workingmug.