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work fun

The mild, qualified sense of pleasure one experiences when engaged in a social or recreational activity in the work/office context. Not to be confused with "actual fun."
A: "How was the company rafting trip?"
B: "You know--drank some beers, ate food, made small talk, managed not to slug anyone. It was work fun."
by A$APdanny May 28, 2014
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work beer

A beer you drink while at work. It makes work more enjoyable and bearable.
Beth: I really don't want to work tonight.
Marc: I've got a work beer here waiting for you!
Beth: Hell yeah! I'll be right there!
by Sick_Willy September 12, 2015
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Work Demon

The state of being when you're working up a storm and won't stop until you're finished. Almost as if being possessed by a demon.
Granny: He's got the Work Demon on him. He won't stop! He's chopped wood, mowed the lawn , and weeded the garden already!
by Nateson Richardman September 9, 2016
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Working Manager

Being a salaried employee, you do more than hourly employees.
Being short on employees, John had to step his game up and became a working manager.
by Dickey467 September 18, 2016
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Work Rape

This definition applies to government employees and poor treatment of it's employees.

When the employer viciously assaults you with the metaphorical sandpaper dildo that is being forced to work long shifts, pay out the ass for medical care and does not allow you to have any days off. Work Rape may also take the form of not acting on a contract they had already approved. This is not to be confused with the lesser violation, Work Molestation where they add a little courtesy spit and allow you 8 hours between shifts. The employer truly does not understand, that no means no.
John "I've been working for 14 days straight, 14!!!!" Tim "The employer isn't done Work Raping you yet, i'm on day 27!!"

Greg "I pay $30 a year for health insurance" Sam "Im being Work Raped by paying over$1000 a month!! The worst part is, I have other insurance but can not opt out of the Work Rape!!! There is truly no escape from the sandpaper wrath of the employer"
by Flat Randy August 13, 2017
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Think Work

Psychological effort channeled into making a (seemingly) important life decision. Requires time and mental energy to weigh possible outcomes, best, and worst-case scenarios.
Friend 1: “Dude, I am interested in these two girls that I met. Which one should I choose? I’ve been looking at all possible outcomes and don’t know what to do.”

Friend 2: “You don’t need to do so much think work around this. Just let your experience with them be your guide for decision making.”
by Drewypoo March 20, 2019
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Work Dump

Simply a dump at work. The only two logical reasons someone would ever take a dump at work is because it's a total fucking emergency or your boss is a total dick and you just want to be paid for sitting on the toilet.
Guy 1: Hey boss I just took a 45 minute work dump, that's like 7 bucks just to wipe my ass.
Boss: I hope you get hemorrhoids you dick.
by Mr.nj June 13, 2016
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