Hey, lifeboats are for tits and tots first. You humps can swim for yourselves.
The train engineer wouldn’t blow the whistle when I did the arm pump on the platform. He yelled out the window, “You’re too old dude. The horn is for tits and tots ONLY.”
The train engineer wouldn’t blow the whistle when I did the arm pump on the platform. He yelled out the window, “You’re too old dude. The horn is for tits and tots ONLY.”
by Walking_Eagle May 6, 2022
Get the Tits and totsmug. by Nyc girl May 1, 2020
Get the Potato totmug. when a man has an allergic reaction to his own semen causing his testicles to turn yellow from infection. if untreated, this can lead to the scrotal deterioration which causes the testicles to become exposed and openly releasing the infection. the infection has an odor that smells similar to a rotting potato. due to the color and smell, it was awarded the name "Stinky Tater Tots."
"I heard from Dr. Smith's secretary that Jim Bob got "Stinky Tater Tots" because of his drug habit." "That sucks! I would rather have herpes than that!"
by Green Bottle Blu April 14, 2014
Get the stinky tater totsmug. the sound you be hearing everyday on that dang phone
By dang phone I mean samsung cus you know moms be like
By dang phone I mean samsung cus you know moms be like
by mysteriouspamdefinerr65 March 4, 2025
Get the TO TO TO TO TOT TO TO TOTmug. 
by Nerdboy1982! July 27, 2019
Get the Totsmug. 