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Sparta Kick

A type of kick based off the movie 300. when someone comes up from you behind and kicks you in the ass hard, screaming

"FOR SPARTA!!"
or
"THIS.IS.SPARTA!!!"

generally painful, but fun to do.
girl- man james just sparta kicked me
boy- hows your ass?
by k1ssmeelectric December 20, 2007
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spartan laser

its where you fuck a chick so hard she starts bleeding through her vaginal cavity and it starts streaming up your peehole and then you cum blood all over her face
hey lets role play halo im going to shoot you with my spartan laser
by shademouse August 10, 2009
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Startard

Commonly used to describe vacation photos of fat people, who in turn, look retarded. Picture examples would be holding a starfish ( the 'star' in star tard ), basking in the sun or just taking up half the beach.
" hey man, have you checked out andrew roberts profile pic lately? "
" omg yeah, he looks like such a flaming startard "

" doucher. "
by TopHatVIP_69 May 2, 2009
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spartan

a warrior-like figure from the days of sparta, the greek city-state which have bread trough and today are shown through a select few of south american heritage.
characteristics of spartans
-immense will of fighting
-ability to destroy persians with ease
-diet consists of raw meat and/or uncooked eggs

how to know if you are a descendant of sparta
-have a six pack from an early age
-dark complexion
-into dangerous activities i.e. extreme sports
-a strong distaste for asians
-indifference on appearance pertaining to opposite sex i.e. for intercourse
-skilled in the art of thievery
-opposed to german army members
"i am spartan- i must never surrender, never retreat-death on the battlefield is the greatest glory a man can achieve"

examples of spartans:
chuck lidell
chuck norris
anyone with the name chuck
king leunitas
etc...
by anthony tolliver July 25, 2007
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This is Sparta!

One of those overused and very unfunny phrases taken from a mediocre movie that all the little kiddies and "broskies" love.

Upon yelling this phrase, in a poorly attempted 'gruff man-voice', everyone in the vicinity is quickly alerted to your high levels immaturity and unoriginality. As well as how annoying you are.
12 year-old #1: THIS IS SPARTA!!!

Anyone else: Shut the fuck up...
by Winterbottom... September 2, 2010
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Bust a Sparta

The action of raising you foot n kicking the chest of the person in front of you.. much like in the movie 300.
Black guy #1: Hey nigga what happened yesterday at the club?

Black guy #2: This nigga was hit on my hoe so I just went up to him and BAM, Bust a Sparta on the mothafucka.

Black guy #1: Fo sho nigga keepin it real.
by VtecbroooooAra May 13, 2009
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smartass'dness

its a word...
tom thats a blatant display of "smartass'dness"
by notdon June 3, 2003
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