sad patrol

A sad react for a personal issue, loss or failing.

Taken from a mishearing of Metallica's "Sad But True"
"Fuck, I just broke my controller"
"You know it's Sad Patrol"
by TheNewSam May 26, 2019
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Troll patrol

When you go out to fuck with homeless people
Let’s get that fucking troll

We the troll patrol
by Sodding wanker April 14, 2019
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trump patrol

A trump patrol is a police officer but since trump is president we call them trump patrols because if you are a immigrant they send you back to your country
Careful with the trump patrol we aren't from this country

oh no that Mexican got pulled over by a trump patrol he's going to be sent back to Mexico!!
by \Isaac cortes/ March 12, 2017
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Doormat patrol

Group of serious Fluke/summer flounder fishermen whose origin is based out of Queens & Long Island , they travel up & down the eastern seaboard hunting trophy fluke/flounder , groups name was created by a frustrated shinnecock charter capt that decided to call them doormat patrol due to the boat they were on consistently able to put fish in the boat while others weren’t able to ..
There are guys that like Fluke fishing ? & then there are guys who are obsessed with it like Doormat patrol
by Scratch Legba July 23, 2024
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booty patrol

When men go driving around lookin for hoes to fuck on booty patrol
by Yourwifemykids August 10, 2023
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Like Patrol

(n) Name given for a tight knit group of people that incessantly press the "Like" button on nearly every status update, Wall Post, Picture, etc that any one of them post on the Social Network website Facebook.

This is a disdainful group for a variety of reasons, including:

1) Their act of hitting the "Like" button is essentially telling you that you are not worth an actual contribution of words, but is only worth the minimal effort it takes me to click my mouse

2) With their Orgy of "Liking" they are cheapening the use of the "Like" Button for all other users

3) By hitting the "Like" Button for one another over and over, they are attempting to create a false sense of value within themselves and their Cult-"Like" actions are just a futile attempt to boost interest in themselves, when the reality is that they are actually just Douchebags that nobody really "Likes" anyway!
Katy: Did you see Mandy's Status Update where she wrote that she had a "case of the Monday's"? ...She has like 11 people that "Like" it?

Bill: Yeah, I noticed that she had posted a picture of a "Star Shaped Balloon" and she had 9 "Likes" on it too. She must have joined the Like Patrol.

Katy: Ohhhh, that explains it.

Bill: Yeah, its probably the most action she has had in years!

Katy: True...True.
by Billy BottleService January 05, 2011
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top patroller

The man that patrols the stm parking lot by driving through it multiple times a night, every night
“Yo who’s that guy in the white Hyundai?”
“That’s b-dawg the top patroller
by Shdurbe sjsiwn September 27, 2020
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