Dan's Mom

A gauge in which to measure whether or not a particular woman of maturity is worth having sex with.
See also: MILF

Brian: Would you do her?
Nick: No, she's not quite "Dan's Mom" quality.

by Dan's mom January 31, 2007

Porno Dan

When one is forced to chug cheap hard liquor, usually vodka, from a plastic jug. In general, one hand is used to squeeze the bottle, while the other holds the mouth of the subject open.

After getting a Porno Dan, the police found him in a ditch hours later.

by Glenn Hayes October 01, 2003

Dan Marsala

Wow Dan Marsala is the fucking awesome lead singer of story of the year This is a great band
He is a super singer and writer, he screams awesome so i can't not belive that nobody described him before so i think he's soooo talented and the band too; and his eyes are too beautiful

Give him a chance

Dan Marsala is One of the best singers of the current rock scene

by Mine Of The Year July 31, 2006

fan dan

Scottish - To insult someone.
Also known as a fanny. female genitals.

That guy is such a fan dan!! He is a waste of space!

What a fan dan!

by Gayley August 19, 2006

Dan Whitesides

The wonderful, hilarious, sexy, sweet and random drummer for The Used.

Dan Whitesides replaced Brandon Steineckert in The Used after Brandon went to drum for Rancid.
I f*&*ing love The Used.

by mikylovesTheUsed March 22, 2010

The Dan Andrews

Avoid a question. Divert a question. Not to answer a question

Hey Robs pullin "The Dan Andrews" again

Hey mate answer the question i don't have time for all this "Dan Andrews" garbage.

by VictoriaMelbourne1 September 26, 2020

Dan Gross

The biggest Jew, Pothead and Fag on earth.

Guy: you are the biggest Dan Gross EVER!!
Guy 2: What the nigger...am not

by Adolfo Sanchez October 28, 2008