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Nautical kit

Nautical kit, is a kit made up off random objects. These objects consist of A paper bag, rubber band and pencil. The purpose of this is to fool all the newbies in the Navy. Who are first time on a ship. Usually a senor member of the crew will ask a new man to go find him a "Nautical kit".
Petty Officer go find me a Nautical kit, and make it snappy.
by AGuni GooGoo May 26, 2017
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kit pic

Pictures of kittens or other small cats. Can be used with baby skunks or squirrels as well.
"Have an unsolicited kit pic."
" He's so cute! "
by Sammy Orange July 27, 2024
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the Kit Connor situation

When the internet forced Kit Connor to out himself before he was ready due to online arguments, backlash, accusations of "queerbaiting", etc.
Recently being used to avoid forcing someone to come out and to remind everyone of what will happen.
Person A: "If Insert Person doesn't come out as a part of the LGBTQ+, then they're fishing for fame."
Person B: "Calm down, you're acting like the definition of why the Kit Connor situation happened."
by EndlessStarryNights December 4, 2022
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kit

Friend: “hey do you and ____ still talk?”

Me: “nah, said kit”
by poisedkraken July 21, 2018
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iPad kit

A cat who has excessive screen time on devices like an iPad, combining the traits of an "iPad kid" and a "kitten" (a young cat under 1 year of age). An iPad kit is addicted to online games like Roblox or Fortnight, spends most of the day glued to screens, is chronically online, lacks physical activity, and rarely interacts with their owner.
Ever since I got my kitten an iPad, she's turned into a total iPad kit—she just sits there swiping at the screen and ignoring me while I call her!
by Emotional Cruiser July 15, 2025
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Navy SEAL Starter Kit

Guys with heavily tattooed arms, large beards, wearing a shirt 3 sizes too small, and Imaginary Lats Syndrome. This specimen of male finds himself trying to appear tough, stronger than he is and acts aggressively in an attempt to impress potential female mates in public. Though he may not overtly claim to be actively, or formerly a member of the various military special operations groups, he implies it with his "costume", aggressive demeanor and occasionally telling stories fights he's been in and describes how brave he would be in a gun fight.

*** A man who meets all this criteria, but has tattoos of specific Special Forces units, or wears ball caps or shirts with specific Special Forces units patches/insignia is guilty of wearing a TIER ONE Starter Kit
Look, that tatted-up guy with the King Leonidas beard wearing the Navy SEALs t shirt that's three sizes too small, flaring out his arms because of Imaginary Lats Syndrome, is trying to impress that cute chick at the bar. Too bad she's not into dickheads wearing a Navy SEAL Starter Kit. If he would just be himself, she'd probably ask for his number.
by Thinman529k March 30, 2025
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Emergency goon kit

Backpack filled with emergency gooning materials when you don’t have any.
Usually porn
John: I want to goon but I don’t got anything

Mike: don’t worry I have a emergency goon kit
by Johnny schlort July 2, 2024
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