the future effect

When a person wears sunglasses and a hat often imitating Future's signature look. Usually making a person look 10x better.

Zvn: omg AJ look at that cute ass boy over there
AJ: Calm down. You can never trust a boy with sunglasses and a hat. The future effect will always get you. That boy probably looks like a goblin straight outta hell.

by AJ_Connorz June 26, 2016

Future

somewhere donald trump hopefully isn't

the future is fucked

by August mellemkaer November 28, 2017

Future-rest

Future rest is a term most notably used in the Army for any amount of time consumed by an individual to rest, relax or sleep prior to an event that will cause you to tire i.e work details, guard or missions. Similar to a nap, it differs only in that future-rest is taken when previous knowledge of a future work related event is known.

Pvt.Joe: Hey, you want to go use the computers?
Spc.John: Nah, I'm going to get some future-rest before we have to fill some sandbags.

by PrivateSnuffy April 26, 2009

future fashionista

1. the next fashion icon
2. a girl with a great sense of style
3. sometimes the popular girl who's really nice

1. Do u think that Carrie can be a future fashionista?
2. Jane is never gonna be a future fashiontsta. EVER!!!!

3. Natalie is the best future fashionista ver!

by futurefashionista December 20, 2009

futured

when you get your tip tickled and booty lickled by a lowkey evil man thats gonna bec made into a tshirt

"Yo you hear that jupiter got futured?"
"yeah, but dw hes make sure the guy gets jupitered"

by JupiterCoyote September 9, 2024

If Katiuska Robles's Future Is The Angel Number 5305 And Avoiding Cystic Lesions Then I Kill Her For Anything If She Tries Anything, Full-Stop<Period`~`Punctuation>

Katiuska Robles's Future Is The Angel Number 5305 And Avoiding Cystic Lesions Then I Kill Her For Anything If She Tries Anything, Full-Stop<Period`~`Punctuation>

If Katiuska Robles's Future Is The Angel Number 5305 And Avoiding Cystic Lesions Then I Kill Her For Anything If She Tries Anything, Full-Stop<Period`~`Punctuation>

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 21, 2025

Future

This means what will happen later in your stupid horrible life. It can tell you the way you die or if you will Mary that kid Annesa. Maybe I will kill myself with a windex bottle and a spatula.

Example: That kid Gio, his description might say he is immortal but what if he gets hit by a boogie bus, followed by a coal transport train, and lastly a fighter jet, and to top it off with a not so happy Thanos and a gold butt grabber. Future

by Buttsuc December 19, 2018