Sebastian Olzanski

a cool ass homie

Woah ur such a sick dude ur a sebastian olzanski

by sebbbbbibabyyyy September 15, 2018

Sebastian/chino

The fucking asian dude that has a problem and is small like his dick and he is gay as fuck. gay

Chino has a 0.00000001 inch cock. Sebastian/chino is gay.

by Sebas is gay as fuck March 13, 2019

Sebastian

my one true love, he is my one big boo and he will never be alone as long as anthony mackie is around

anthony mackie: where's sebastian?
interviewer: he died
anthony mackie: .....oh...... can i have his couch? It's a nice couch.

by imsebastianstansboo October 12, 2021

Sebastian Stan

THE BEST. Cutie, hates twitter, loves his fans, also known as sexy seabass. besties with Anthony Mackie.

Broski 1: Hey, have you seen Hot Tub Time Machine?

Broski 2: Who's in it?

Broski 1: Oh well a couple of people, Sebastian Stan-

Broski: I'm watching it

by The_Best_Schmuck November 15, 2023

Sebastian

Is a lovely guy, he is a great person to talk to and be around, his laugh will brighten up your day, he is a great friend and the best boyfriend, he will always be there for you no matter what, even if he is going through something himself, he is very hot and sexy and he is perfect in every single way, if you ever meet a Sebastian make sure to never let him go he will be the best thing that will happen to you.

Sebastian is a great guy!

by Unknown7101274 October 22, 2020

Sebastian Markus

If you meet him the first time, you will wonder, how a person can be so smart and such an idiot at the same time. He is usually pretty funny but he can get pretty serious in sertain topics. A Sebastian Markus always gets girls way out of his league. He is not the perfect lover, but his girlfriend still loves him. He is a weired guy and his friends only stay with him to protect other people of him, but they are fine with it.

What is wrong with Sebastian Markus?

Eveything.

by Nymareg December 6, 2018

Sebastian Deyoung

Some dumbass YouTuber who likes to trespass on railroad property and thinks it's funny to tamper with railroad shit. It's all fun in games until he gets run over by that 4285 over there that just hit a cocaine truck.

Yoo that Sebastian Deyoung kid just flipped another switch.

by Dick "Hinn" Mabutt October 8, 2023