my one true love, he is my one big boo and he will never be alone as long as anthony mackie is around
anthony mackie: where's sebastian?
interviewer: he died
anthony mackie: .....oh...... can i have his couch? It's a nice couch.
interviewer: he died
anthony mackie: .....oh...... can i have his couch? It's a nice couch.
by imsebastianstansboo October 12, 2021

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 16, 2025

sebastian normally short for seb.his name isn’t the only short thing tho.he has a big ego.sebastian is unemployed but on weekends drives “heavy machinery”
(no job)
(no job)
girl : “what do you do for work?”
sebastian: “i’m a heavy machinery operator”
(he doesn’t have a job”
sebastian: “i’m a heavy machinery operator”
(he doesn’t have a job”
by anonymous August 11, 2024

A kind of disease in which a person continuously brushes their hair with no thought, wing-man’s you, and is a Swiftie.
Sebastian: “OKAY, SO, BASICALLY-”
by xiaosloverfr October 7, 2023

by Sebas is gay as fuck March 13, 2019

Sebastian is a very handsome and funny guy he will make any girl fall for him and make you too he has a big heart but can be inappropriate sometimes can make you laugh your heart out. You fall into his eyes deeply every time you look at him and always when switching seats crossing your fingers to sit beside him. He will love girls who are smart,big ass, big tits and someone he knows
Sebastian I will love you forever
by Gurllwithjokes April 26, 2018
