jimmy page

literal guitar god. god in general. was very attractive.

"i would leave my husband of 14 years for 70s jimmy page" -someone probably said this at one point in time

by shoe-the-shoeless December 11, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025

1st Page Expert

When someone talks about a topic/claims they are knowledgable in- but their only knowledge of the topic is all the information on the 1st page of Google. This can also be used to describe someone with a shallow understanding of a topic.

Person 1: Look at Fred talk about finances to the rest of the party, he doesn't even know what he is talking about.

Person 2: Yeah, he doesn't even care about finances. He is such a 1st Page Expert.

by Jane Doe324 July 25, 2022

Ego Page

A webpage describing yourself, or some online persona.

"Heya!"
"Hi, who are you?"
"My ego page: http://example.org/ego.html"

by Bluebie December 07, 2008

Landing page

Piece of toilet paper thrown to toilet before pooping preventing water to splash an ass.

That’s a pity I haven’t used the landing page. My ass is really wet.

by Thepunisher69 April 19, 2018

Page rollin

A fat ass bitch that your short ass freind likes

Oh my motha fuking daym Page rollin fat asf

by Some niglet pipin r mother January 10, 2022

Get that off my page!

When someone sends something unpleasant and it angers you.

Stop sending me pics of Jerma, you better get that off my page!

by Meday December 07, 2023