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Goblin Knobbling

The sensation that occurs when a large amount of PCP has entered the cerebelum. This chemically induced state creates a feeling of many a goblin titillating your testicles.
Get off you damn goblins, this aint no self serve buffet.

That goblin knobbling kept me up all night, I couldnt get any sleep.

PCP is a hell of a drug
by Dick Hymen January 12, 2009
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Starbucks goblin

Jessica is such a fucking Starbucks Goblin.
by BUMGLESHWUMGLE September 6, 2019
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Chat goblins

People who on group chat talk with each other often ignoring the rest of the group, mostly talking with emojis.
-They are so annoying
-Yeah they are such Chat goblins
by Sum ok m8 December 1, 2017
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Porn Goblin

Someone who watches porn a lot, too much in some cases. A porn goblin may be secretive about their porn watching habits others may be open about it.
Fred "I don't watch that much porn!"
Bob "Don't lie Fred we all know you're a porn goblin"
by secretslut October 17, 2013
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Bench Goblins

Similar to SARM Goblins, bench goblins are most often a large group of teenage boys ages 14-18. They travel in hoards and invade gyms at peak hours. You will most often see them taking up the bench presses or any benches by the dumbbells so they can hit chest for the 4th time in a row during a week. Often times they take up multiple benches during all times of the day to hit a very mediocre set of 135.
“Dude you wanna bench press and set a new PR?”

“Nah we cant, there’s a group of bench goblins taking up the benches, they will be there for at least an hour.”
by Swos July 13, 2022
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Goblin krew

a gay bboy group that dances to techno. and also likes to do each other..
reeper had sex with gambler to techno music.


Rene: look at that gay goblin krew dancein like there all bad!
by sexyman leon March 16, 2009
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Goblin Slayed

a slang term to get raped by someone.
my theory on how sarada will get her mangekyo sharingan is get her GOBLIN SLAYED by shin uchiha clones
by Illumia Diatmonte Zuis November 8, 2018
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