Similar to SARM Goblins, bench goblins are most often a large group of teenage boys ages 14-18. They travel in hoards and invade gyms at peak hours. You will most often see them taking up the bench presses or any benches by the dumbbells so they can hit chest for the 4th time in a row during a week. Often times they take up multiple benches during all times of the day to hit a very mediocre set of 135.
“Dude you wanna bench press and set a new PR?”
“Nah we cant, there’s a group of bench goblins taking up the benches, they will be there for at least an hour.”
“Nah we cant, there’s a group of bench goblins taking up the benches, they will be there for at least an hour.”
by Swos July 14, 2022
A dude that cares way too much about Discord badges, and tries to get them in every way possible, like selling or buying them.
by tvrhd2022 May 17, 2023
by murloc05 March 20, 2019
You call someone this when they are genuinely ugly or just as a joke, you can say this to your boss, best friend, that one teacher, boyfriend, ex, a Walmart employee, your uncle in jail, my uncle in jail, and your parents. If you wanna go crazy call that person a silly goofy goblin.
mad-e: I'm talking to this guy rn and I think he's ghosting me....i still love him tho
lin-z: he's a Goofy Goblin for that
lin-z: he's a Goofy Goblin for that
by Hater_I-hardly-know-her-1789 September 14, 2022
by Rokia Lee March 09, 2020
The goblin man refers to that one friend everyone has, who when he smokes becomes a full blow goblin. You will find the goblin man often will steal your food and will always wear shades and a hood.
by Suspicious T May 08, 2021
A Pork Goblin is a female whom loves Penis. She usually is in the weight range of 155-190lbs, and is short. However there are Pork Golbins that don’t necessarily fit this description.
by Churc1070 December 22, 2019