Soggy Nelson

To shove ones period blood up someone's nose to simulate a nose bleed.

I gave my best friend a Soggy Nelson

by Mr_Scrubss January 8, 2024

Nelsoning

The act of an individual attempting to appear straight when they clearly aren’t.

He tried to hit on her, but she could tell by the way he walked and talked that he was Nelsoning.

by Frank Coctostan December 6, 2022

Nelson

nelson is my only and one love, he shows me that love is real, even tho we argue a lot we still know to get back together because we’re meant to be.❤️ this guy showed me that not all guys are bad and i’m so thankful that october 21 was the day we got together and that gotta be the best day ever. i felled in love with you because your different and unique i love that you be acting like you around me i love that nelson shows how much he cares for me. i don’t care what people say about our relationship. nelson is my soulmate he is the love of my life and will be the father of my kids. i’m so thankful nelson can handle my attitude my selfishness and my mood and i’m sorry that i get so moody with you sometimes but know i don’t mean anything when i’m mad i truly love nelson and he will forever be the love of my life. A guy tried to ask for my number at school i said “no i have boyfriend” the guy kept telling me “your bf don’t let have friends see now that’s slave😂” i ignored the guy because i’m loyal for my husband/soulmate/the love of my life it’s not hard to be loyal and honest with your loves one if you truly love them you would do anything to make them happy. i truly wanna see my husband hold our baby in his hands. i know his the one for me and i know we’re to young and we’re teenagers but i know nelson is the one. he’s the best person i’ve met he changed me for better he doesn’t know he’s healing a heart that he didn’t break.

nelson

by ilovemyhusband222 November 21, 2023

Nelson, New Zealand

Small city in the Tasman region if New Zealand at the top of the South Island. Known for some of the sunniest weather in the country, and the Sealord headquarters and not much else.

Lots of Poms, dope smoking bogans, and miserable hippie/alternative types hang about here and the small minded opinions of the locals will leave you feeling like an outsider.

Please don't waste your time and visit Nelson.

Alana: "I'm moving to Nelson, New Zealand with my son next month. Time for a change"
Brett: Good luck with that mate, I've heard Nelson if full of lowifes and miserable hippies.

by KeisterShaker007 December 18, 2023

Mike Nelson

When an individual cannot learn a lesson from numerous criminal convictions, like driving while under the influence convictions, for example.

Synonym: armed career criminal, but for DWIs

I tried to help my friend get his license back, however, I’m afraid he is a total Mike Nelson about it.

When an individual cannot learn a lesson from numerous criminal convictions, like driving while under the influence convictions, for example.

Synonym: The DWIs version of an armed career criminal

by Blondes Have More Fun ;) July 3, 2023

Nelson

When player tosses a bag and smacks it into the front of the board during a Cornhole match.

We would have won that match, but Adam threw a Nelson and blew it.

by Shiloh Shenanigans July 20, 2023

Jasauni Nelson

A unique example of self awareness and discipline to the dreams and aspirations of himself compassion and understanding for others most importantly the positive empowerment of words that creates motivation that is Jasauni Nelson

Jasauni Nelson is a friend to appreciate.

by 1705 July 27, 2023