Jason Nelson

Also known as "The Hammer* is a God in between the sheets. If an organization is 2hat you're looking for, be prepared for multiples!

I brought this guy home from the bar last night in hopes of some great security. He was nowhere near the Jason Nelson I had the other week. What a disappointment .

by Easyrider21 November 30, 2021

Nelsoning

Maintaining that delicate balance of being just funny enough at work to entertain your coworkers but not so funny that you get sent to HR.

Damn, that's funny as hell, but you realize you're Nelsoning??

by Buckeyesooner July 5, 2022

Pulled A Nelson

To make an incredibly racist or violent insult or statement to someone; A racist and violent remark or threat

I'm going to take all the Hispanics and throw them over the border 1 by 1 in pieces.

Dude, you just pulled a nelson

by ThatIndianMan November 12, 2011

Dominican Half Nelson

When you squeeze a girl so hard that her large intestines fall out and you cut some off to make a condom and fuck your first cousin with it. The key is that it will rip and you get to cum inside her. Or him I don’t judge.

Jeff: Hey mom do you have a victim for me to give a Dominican half nelson to. Me and the old cuzzo feel a lil aroused and I want to go ham.
Mom: Oh sure honey try giving Mrs.Nelson a ring. I’m sure she wouldn’t mind.

by J_Dubz December 16, 2024

Jalen nelson

the boyfriend to jazelle Neal and a yummy kid

hmmm I want me a peice of that Jalen nelson

by wxandzrs April 26, 2024

Nelson Sexton

Nelson Sexton is the omega-chad and founder of Unturned.
He has created a game that many people enjoy and love.
His game has inspired a community and a lot of developing to keep it active.

Woah, Nelson sexton! He made that cool Unturned game!

by Endy The Cool Dude December 8, 2021

Chloe Nelson

Sexy ass girl with sexy tits and a really nice ass. Super funny and really cute. Clingy, but adorable so it’s fine. If you get your hands on a Chloe Nelson, die. She’s mine😤😤

Woah that girl is hot as fuck!

Yeah, that’s Chloe Nelson, the hottest girl in the world!

by CommanderWeeb November 9, 2021