Schlob Knocker

Popularized by the Famous people David Fox, and John Tinker, another word for the popular handle you put on the back of your phone, “ The Popsocket”

“Bro john, did you see the new schlob knockers i put on the back of my phone?”

by Uncertaintyy January 17, 2019

Fart knocker

Fart knocker is an unimportant person.

Alice: Dave is a Metrosexual because he is a Clean Freak and he's always such a Drama Queen. I wonder if there's a word for that?

Jay: Yeah, it's call a Fart Knocker.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019

Knocker

A slightly overweight AET with a curly mullet and an oversized head. Tends to eat chicken. Might be overheard saying “it’s bastard fucking fucked”.

Webbo: what’s for scran knocker.
Knocker: chicken
Webbo: what did you have for lunch knocker?
Knocker: chicken
Webbo: what do you fancy for breakfast knocker
Knocker: chicken

by Knockerlovesatranny November 19, 2025

elbow knocker

a gay person

Maggie: *Stands there knocking on her elbow*
Sean: “You know what they say about elbow knockers?”
Maggie: “What?”
Sean: “That they’re gay.”

by lilnips13 October 9, 2018

The Devil's Knocker

Like the devil's doorbell, but for your dick instead.

Giles: Why are you so happy today, John?

Steven: Last night, Kyle let me wrap the Devil's Knocker.

Giles: Nice!

-or-

Sherry: You look tired today!

Alex: I know, I was up all night ringing the Devil's Knocker.

Sherry: Nice!

by LastNightsPizza October 31, 2019

Boot Knocker

A male or female that frequents the local Line Dancing bar with the sole purpose of hooking up, not minding the fact it’s the same group of people every week; Boot knockers.

I see him dance with a new girl every week… what a “Boot Knocker”!

by Johnny Han August 17, 2023

johnny knocker

an individual who tit fucks... ...in Great Britain.

Timothy was a real johnny knocker, Maria was not pleased with her husbands particular partiality.

by edward van blankenstien June 12, 2013