Matriarchal Issues

Like daddy issues, but when yo momma was just queen ruler and now no woman can measure up to be the mother of your children.
Bro1: Bro why you can't keep a girlfriend all these girls are bomb dot com.

Bro2: Bro I just can't see these girls raising my kid. Children need consistent direction and we just don't see things the same way.

Bro1: bro, you got matriarchal issues.
by WhiteHead69420 August 30, 2023
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Hanger Issues

When you’re hungry and angry, ( Hangry) but you are upset with the meal, so you reject the meal by throwing it, or slamming it on someone or something.
Customer: I asked for extra ketchup! Why did you add so much extra ketchup!! ( Slams burger on counter) .

Manager: Ma’am! You have Hanger Issues!

Customer: Why am I missing a nugget and throws the nuggets across the counter.

Employee: Please take your “Hanger Issues” to another establishment!

Customer: This is not what I ordered (tries to hit the employee)

Employee fights back and says, don’t take out your hanger Issues on me or anyone else ! The cops are called and arrive to arrest customer!
by EM6988 October 19, 2023
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Layer 8 issue

Skill issue.

In networking, the OSI model splits the communication between systems into 7 layers, where the 1st layer is Physical layer and the 7th layer is Application layer. The term “Layer 8” is usually used to refer to the user.
Alice: Why do I keep dying in CS2. Is it a network problem?
Bob: Probably a layer 8 issue.
by huupoke12 May 06, 2024
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the classy issue

The Classy Issue is originally a tumblr page, but got so famous its made into a online shop. Also has millions of followers on Instagram. The images found at The Classy Issue collectively define the true definition of classy in its purest form: scantily clad women, graffiti, weaponry, NSFW imagery and a hovering weed haze. We will lift our pinky finger and toast to that.
Damn you look sexy on that picture, i´ll tag the classy issue
by hoehoehoe12345 November 29, 2016
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tissues: four issues

Tissues and Issues is the platinum selling fifth studio album by the Welsh singer Charlotte, however the catch phrase denotes consolation for trying issues
Don't accept blow by blow, cheer up and blow up yer nose with tissues: four issues.
by Hercolena Oliver May 28, 2010
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Massive skill issue

Leaving your seamoth in a reaper-infested area in Subnautica
He lost his seamoth because he had a massive skill issue
by Bickering82 August 01, 2023
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