Glitter Noodle

This is a variation of the "Poop Noodle." (see poop noodle)

This is where, before commencing anal sex, one packs beach sand, or any sand for that matter, into the anus before thrusting his dry penis into the rectum. The bi-product of this act is inevitably a "Glitter Noodle"- a poop noodle with sparkles that glimmer in the sunlight.

Don't be such a fuckin' Glitter Noodle, Marcy.

Ben, you look like a Glitter Noodle in that jacket, man.

Dad, are Glitter Noodle's toxic?

by Jeff Fuckin' Riddle August 4, 2009

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Glitter Weenie

A dick/cock/penis/chode/weenie, that's covered in glitter.

Nope. He's just a glitter weenie... But close.

by Hayzues kreesto February 18, 2011

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Glitter freeze

Glitter freeze refers to a starry night sky, and how it kind of looks like a bunch of glitter frozen in time

Mark E. Smith: "it was the glitter freeze"

by Xx_joemother_xX March 19, 2023

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Fireworks I Feel Like Glitter

a similar term for butterflys in your stomach when youre feeling flustered

Crush: I hope that we can be more than just friends..

Person: Fireworks I feel like glitter 😵 💫😳

by isa6elita August 26, 2022

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Gary Glitter

1) A 70s rock star formerly known as Paul Gadd and Paul Raven, probably the best live artist ever, who had a proclivity for under age girls, the Leader no more

2) Cockney Rhyming slang for Bitter

3) Cockney Rhyming slang for Shitter

1) I always do my high intensity spin class to Rock and Roll part One written by Mike Leander & Gary Glitter.
2) Landlord I'll have two pints of cooking lager & a pint of Gary Glitter please.

3) She was aching for it last night me I gave her the Essex Handshake and the waiter took her up the Gary Glitter while she was astride me.

by Dicky Mint February 5, 2020

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