Goblin on drums

A type of cellar-dweller that is characterized by owning a drum set, or some other type of musical instrument, this giving him an overinflated sense of coolness. Behaviors include bragging to people about being hungover at work, and drawing undue attention to their personal appearance (e.g., "check out my sweet, sweet auburn hair!")
Wow, listen to Sean talk about how cool he is just because he plays the drums. He's such a goblin on drums, he still lives with his parents in a room that has carpet on the walls.
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booby drumming

Verb- the act of engaging in a rampant, and escalating drum roll upon your partner's breasts leading up to your ejaculation. Most commonly seen in missionary position.
Halie: How was Michael?

Katherine: He was booby drumming all night.

Halie: Oh, shit girl.
by dudemimicme December 08, 2010
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Playing the drums

slapping your belly fat in hopes of losing weight.
Zak started playing the drums on his 22nd birthday so start his weight loss journey.
by CummmmmRefs November 24, 2023
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drum bum

A homeless person who tries to make an earnest living receiving dollars for playing the drums from a variety of percussive things, be it buckets or actual drums.
Manhattan drum bums in the Subway? Cool! I will gladly slip you a fiver.
by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018
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monkey drums

Bass boosted songs done using computer technology or loud subwoofers used while playing a song.
The dand ole 21 Savage producers overuse monkey drums.
by Portuguese clown December 30, 2018
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Drum Major

That one senior that at least 4 kids have dated and at least 1 freshman has a crush on.
Is also known as the cult leader in some cases

Band directors personal servant
The Drum Major was made to grab something the band director couldn’t get
by ✨Lime✨ September 07, 2021
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Drum Major

This is Urban Dictionary. The definition to Drum Major shouldn’t have to be explained. “I hear David is really good at 4 instruments!” “Well, David is a Drum Major; and that means Music is his life, geesh, I think I’m going to put this on Urban Dictionary N00b.
That man is a Drum Major; just look at the way He plays the piano. Write him up a contract Joe.
by Skippystein June 25, 2024
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