the design

Something that is just generally bad; a lighthearted and friendly insult to call something or someone that is bad, especially if it's/they're ugly

Someone: "I ate your cupcake."
Me: "You're the design."

Thing: *looks like a lion with a wig playing the oboe*
Me: "That's the design."

by Uht, rude December 28, 2021

Designated Melviller

Named after the writer Herman Melville who wrote Moby Dick when your homies go to the club this is the guy preselected whose job it is to distract the fattie friends so that you can talk to the hottie

BRIAN: Derek's gonna slay tonight!!
ETHAN: Nah man he's the designated melviller

by shakespur April 14, 2023

Designated Snuggle Time

Time when you and your love have to fully commit to snuggling. No phone.

It is designated snuggle time! No Reddit please.

by strawberry bonbon October 17, 2023

Designed by putt-putt

Brutally creative design

Oakmont golf course was designed by putt-putt.

by Spock* June 15, 2025

Interior Design

When you summon your pet eagle, and use galvanized square steel, eco friendly wood veneers, and extension screws borrowed from your aunt to transform a coffin room into a liveable space or the last bedroom in your house to fit 1 billion kids your wife accidentally had. Usually involves the storing of out of season quilts and a projector screen to watch Korean drama.

"After saving up millions of dollars, Little John was able to afford a coffin room in Shanghai, and fixed its interior design using galvanized square steel and eco friendly wood veneers to build a sturdy bed frame..."

by MaxM40 May 31, 2024

London Design and Engineering UTC

This school is male dominated and is full of criminals, fake gang members and rapists if your looking for the most ghetto secondary and colly in Newham its this school. Even though the school is good and is well sponsored it can also be called a block where mandem can get brain and jeet beenies in the school toilets. This school should just become an AP cuz mandem go toilet to roll spliffs, do Snus ,THC and etc. This school needs to up there security levels as guys even roll to school with rambos and BB guns

Ayo have you heard of "London Design and Engineering UTC"
o you mean that ghetto mandem school

by MrTMG09 December 21, 2021

designated cockblocker

the person who stays sober at a party, club, etc. and keeps his/her friends from hookin up with grenades, landmines, or just someone ( or people) they shouldn`t

Ronnie: Yo bro mad people are hittin up karma tonight, lets go.

Mike: Cool

Ronnie: But bro, Sam`s gonna be there

Mike: That`s cool, i`ll be your designated cockblocker

by Android23 January 24, 2011