Switch-handed

When someone uses different hands for different tasks, instead of the same dominant hand for everything.

I’m not ambidextrous, I’m switch-handed — I write with my left hand but shoot basketballs with my right

by Andy the sim September 4, 2025

hand-hurter

A test requiring so much expository writing it leaves the test-taker's writing hand hurting.

My professor decided to give us a hand-hurter and now I can't grab the door handle on the way out.

by Ereck Flowers December 13, 2010

No hands mommy

When you take a piss and don't wash your hands because you didn't touch tour penis

Friend: Ew did u just take a piss and not wash your hands
Me: No I just did no hands mommy
Friend: What that
Me: When you don't touch your penis when u take a piss
Friend: OOOOOHHHHH okay, let me try

by XxHeY_FrIeNdzXx September 8, 2016

Ailien Hands

Generative AI image of hands that contain non-human like features.

Check out the ailien hands on that hound dog.

by MrJangles1969 April 28, 2023

Ole Pee Pee Hands

An individual who accidentally spills a urine sample on their hands and is so dumb someone has to tell the individual to go wash their hands.

“Did you see Ole Pee Pee Hands trip up the stairs and spill that hot piss all over his hands?”

by Wild turkey 193 April 10, 2019

hand mullet

If you have a pregnant wife you know what I mean.

I have grown a hand mullet due to a lack of sexual participation from my pregnant wife.

by susil19 June 2, 2016

Third Hand Smoke

The act of sucking the smoke from someone elses cigarette and blowing it into someone else's face.

*a stranger blows smoke at your friend*

You: "Hey, I'm gonna report you for third hand smoke"

by BigLooser;) January 18, 2019