Abuser God

Yes... The only path to virtue is through cosmic abuse... But only because I will MANUALLY CLOSE THE OTHER PATHS as though I think I'm the creature I'm worshipping... It's not going to burn me forever... I'll just talk my way out of it.... This doesn't count as taking it's name in vain... I'm the good one...

Hym "Wh... Does he not realize everything he's saying about the trans applies to his Abuser God? I mean, seriously! He's like a guy who keeps stepping on the same rake! Ha!"

Iam "Oh man... That... That is hard to watch..."

Hym "HE JUST KEEPS DOING IT! WALK AROUND! JESUS CHRIST!"

Iam "Uh... Oo! That one looked bad."

Hym "Holy shit! He is really going at it isn't he? Shit, I don't even know what to do here."

Iam "Should I... Should I got over there and move it?"

Hym "No. No... Just give it a minute..."

*WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP!*

Iam "Hey! You... You gotta go around!"

*WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP! WAP!*

Iam "AROUND! GO AROUND! oh, jesus... I don't know what to do here. I don't know what to do. I..."

Hym "This... This is fucking bizarre man. I don't even find it amusing anymore... It's just weird..."

by Hym Iam August 9, 2023

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oh my god your so trashhh

what little rage kids say when someone kills them on forknife

oh my god your so trashhh go home to you mam

by idorandomword November 15, 2019

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God

Michael

Circle (god) is the best shape

by Daddy's got a fatty January 20, 2022

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God church

Some stupid ass lyrics that Jake Paul wrote for his song "it's everyday bro" because he needed something that rhymes with "merch". Also my boy Pewdiepie did a reaction on it it's hilarious go have a look boyssssssssss.

"And I just dropped off some new merch, and it's selling like a god church."

by PariD123 August 24, 2018

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Hex the Serpent God

A sociopathic wannabe YouTuber with a cult following he likes to call the "Snake Coven"
He is a liar, a manipulator and charismatic. Don't trust him. Don't like him. Please

"Hex the Serpent God is a cunt"

by Doctor Charles August 25, 2018

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God Is Good

When one exclaims "God Is Good" they are referring to the notion that everything is going right with their day. This can be both a religious statement recognizing that God has provided everything the individual could ever want or need. It can also be an exclamation devoid of any religious intention, still recognizing that all is right in the individual's life.

Yuki couldn't help but say "God Is Good" after receiving the best dick appointment of her life! The sun is shining, The birds are chirping, all is right in the world.

by HeWhoHasStolenTheFire March 8, 2024

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