I thought we were friends

The best thing to say to a person close to you if they reject you in any way. If someone were to be told: "I thought we were friends", they would be forced to do whatever their "friend" wants them to do.

Tyrone: Yo mang, can you do my homework for me after skool?

Antwonne: Nah, man. I gotsta hit the sheets with mah ho tonight.

Tyrone: I thought we were friends, yo.

Antwonne: Aww shizz! Fine holmes, I'll do your damn homework.

by Nate of Fate. February 25, 2009

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Lick Your Best Friend Day

(n.) a new holiday that falls on National Best Friend Day each year, appropriately observed by licking your best friend to show your love and appreciation, possibly derived from the affectionate behavior of the dog, man's best friend. It is meant to be a prank that is both annoying yet endearing.

Johnson: Did you know today is Lick Your Best Friend Day?

Bob: *lick*
Johnson: Y..you're my best friend too... :')

by bugajoob June 8, 2014

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I like you like a friend

This is a type of being friendzoned.
Happens when asking a girl out or say you like her.

Boy: Do you want to go on a date with me?
Girl: I like you like a friend
Boy: friendzoned
Girl: We can still be friends?

by Yeet master in the army November 12, 2017

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National fuck your friend day

On February 27 you will be able to ask your friend to fuck

Friend 1:it’s national fuck your friend day

Friend 2: wow really wanna fuck

by Swavyyythefirst1 February 24, 2021

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False Friend Zone Syndrome (FFZS)

A growing epidemic that causes males to believe they have been "friend zoned" by girls they are acquainted with, yet they have never approached the girl in a manner of creating a sexual or emotional relationship. The disease stems from a lack of confidence in oneself, thus causing one to create the social construct of "friend zoning" to cope with their feeling of inferiority and lack of ability to ask a girl how she truly feels.

Infected: "Dude I totally got friend zoned the other day. It sucks so hard. Ughh forever alone."
Friend: "Sorry to hear she rejected you..."
Infected: "She didn't I just know she doesn't want me."
Friend: "Oh god...get away! What are you?!"
Epidemiologist: "Yes a perfect example of False Friend Zone Syndrome (FFZS)."

by Jimmithy Jimmers February 3, 2012

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