Rockes the owner of a pixelmon server which has been alive for 8 years.
He has a very large penis but is also gay
He has a very large penis but is also gay
by MC.Miragecraft.net February 3, 2022
Get the Rockesmug. When a man, usually caucasian in his mid-30s to late-50s that works in a profession other than music, gets dumped or divorced after a long relationship and "rediscovers" self-expression in the form of music.
Because their sense of style has frozen since the beginning of said relationship, it's usually heavily indicative of some long-forgotten or now derided genre or artist.
It almost always suffers from very low production value in both audio and the visuals for whatever medium on which they release it.
While the name implies a specific genre, it can also come in the form of hip hop, metal, jazz, or any other style of music.
See: "Moon River Rock" or "Can I Borrow a Feeling" for examples.
Because their sense of style has frozen since the beginning of said relationship, it's usually heavily indicative of some long-forgotten or now derided genre or artist.
It almost always suffers from very low production value in both audio and the visuals for whatever medium on which they release it.
While the name implies a specific genre, it can also come in the form of hip hop, metal, jazz, or any other style of music.
See: "Moon River Rock" or "Can I Borrow a Feeling" for examples.
Ron: "Hey, did you get a chance to listen to my demos?"
Ron's Son: "Yeah, dad. Everyone has. It sounds exactly like Matchbox 20. It's so embarrassing."
Ron: "It is not! I put my blood, sweat, & tears into those songs! Some of those songs are about you and your mother, you know! How a man can hurt inside!"
Ron's Son: "It's fuckin' Dentist Rock, dad. Mom's with Gary now. Just leave it!"
Ron's Son: "Yeah, dad. Everyone has. It sounds exactly like Matchbox 20. It's so embarrassing."
Ron: "It is not! I put my blood, sweat, & tears into those songs! Some of those songs are about you and your mother, you know! How a man can hurt inside!"
Ron's Son: "It's fuckin' Dentist Rock, dad. Mom's with Gary now. Just leave it!"
by Busta Schnut October 28, 2023
Get the Dentist Rockmug. A Rock band that is heavily influenced by other urban based genres such as Hip Hop, Techno, and Punk.
by obeyGOD October 29, 2010
Get the Urban Rockmug. by jhndrsn April 26, 2013
Get the rock wormmug. by bruhgby January 22, 2018
Get the Pop rocksmug. by del inferno June 9, 2011
Get the snake rockmug. Similar to "the shocker" the Rock-Shocker is when one simultaneously cups/fondles a man's "rocks" while fingering his asshole with the middle finger, hence shocking the man's senses. (Disclaimer: fairly large hands or long fingers required)
by Junk Stamper September 4, 2014
Get the Rock-Shockermug.