Kick a Jimmy day

Today is the day you kick a guy named jimmy!! Have fun

Someone: TODAY IS NATIONAL KICK A JIMMY DAY!!

Friend: YESSSS, LETS GO BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA HIM

by Kick a Jimmy Day November 2, 2019

7-2 Day

7-2 day is a public holiday on the 5th of October celebrated by Aston Villa fans all across the globe.

7-2 day is the anniversary of Aston Villa beating Liverpool 7-2.

I'm just trying to celebrate my birthday and all I keep hearing is 7-2 day jokes; Fucksake Judith

by HarryRyan19 October 2, 2021

National Spoon Day

A day in which everyone must send grainy photos of themselves holding comically sized spoons, usually of a medium size. Generally occurs on August 13th, with the first occurrence being on August 13th 2020

"Hey man are you free to hang out on August 13th?" "Nah bro sorry, I'm busy celebrating National Spoon Day"

by Definition Kong August 13, 2021

National Arby's Day

Celebrated on July 7th. It is the day where everyone goes and eats Arby's.

National Arby's Day is my favorite national holiday because they have the meats.

by Chef Sid July 7, 2021

Corporate Profit Day

Otherwise known as Saint Valentine's Day. Celebrated on February 14 every year, Corporate Profit Day is the time of year that business rakes in billions of dollars preying on the irrational desire of many couples to legitimize their relationships in the eyes of their peers.

Jill: Hey Jack! What did you get your girlfriend for Corporate Profit Day?

Bob: I got her a box of chocolates and some flowers because we are getting SO serious!

Jill: Oh, you must love her more than my boyfriend loves me because he only got me a box of chocolates.

by clippo February 26, 2011

Half-Day Harry

A noun used to describe those who bunk off work/school/anything for any reason, including sickness, laziness etc.

Steve: Where's Tom off to?

Dad: To play the XBOX... He's such a half-day Harry.

by a72 July 29, 2011

Word of The Disappointing Day

1. (noun) When the word of the day on urbandictionary.com is not special and is a commonplace slang term that everyone already knows the definition of.

Bill: Hey Frank could you go on urban dictionary and see what the word of the day is?
Frank: its bisexual.
in unison: looks like its the word of the disappointing day!

by PlainPat June 21, 2011