national chav day is on the 1st september every year. this is the day where most chavs go out and act like they own the place.
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Jill: Hey Jack! What did you get your girlfriend for Corporate Profit Day?
Bob: I got her a box of chocolates and some flowers because we are getting SO serious!
Jill: Oh, you must love her more than my boyfriend loves me because he only got me a box of chocolates.
Bob: I got her a box of chocolates and some flowers because we are getting SO serious!
Jill: Oh, you must love her more than my boyfriend loves me because he only got me a box of chocolates.
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Bill: Hey Frank could you go on urban dictionary and see what the word of the day is?
Frank: its bisexual.
in unison: looks like its the word of the disappointing day!
Frank: its bisexual.
in unison: looks like its the word of the disappointing day!
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