Acquisition and reallocation of necessary consumer goods

Might be an interesting thing to write on a job application if you used to shoplift for a living...

"My primary work experience centered around the acquisition and reallocation of necessary consumer goods."

by Anonymouse Donor October 26, 2020

but i think im good

I dont know how but i think im good

I dont know how but i think im good

by I dont know how but im good August 29, 2022

Is that dick good?

A gay porno in which two black men are having sexual intercourse.
The audio from said porno turned into a meme.

Q: Is that dick good?
A: Yes king!

by hazyware October 2, 2023

Good Housekeeping

an American women's magazine featuring articles about women's interests, product testing by The Good Housekeeping Institute

On May 2, 1885, Clark W. Bryan founded Good Housekeeping in Holyoke, Massachusetts as a fortnightly magazine

by Wendysfg May 7, 2023

redneck good time

When a girl gives you a handjob with sand paper then throws rubbing alcohol on it after

My sister gave me the redneck good timeit hurt like hell

by Daddy long leg 96 July 14, 2017

A Good Joe

Not Joel

JK Joel is a good Joe

by Oof on dem roblox March 11, 2019

Good as bitter

One better than gold.

Queensland Castlemaine Brewery brew XXXX Gold (Midstrength) and XXXX Bitter (Heavy).

Therefore, if you're not a pussy drink-wise, Good as bitter is one better than gold.

Guy 1: How'd your assignment go man?
Guy 2: Good as Bitter dude

by TheMrAwesome October 30, 2008