When someone is late because they (or someone they're traveling with) takes an excessively long poop, therefore causing a delay in the plans.
Sorry we're late to the poetry reading, we were set back about 20 minutes due to my husband's poop delay.
by The mad shatter July 9, 2019
Get the poop delaymug. 
Poop loop is the act of repeatedly defecating in intervals, also known as loops. One defecation session in the interval can last anywhere from minutes to hours. A full poop loop can last for days. Most poop loops are causes by diarrhea.
Person 1: What's poppin, brah? Wanna play some games?
Person 2: Sorry, I'm shitting. I've been in a poop loop ever since I ate at that one restaurant.
Person 1: Damn, brah... Poop loops really do suck!
Person 2: Sorry, I'm shitting. I've been in a poop loop ever since I ate at that one restaurant.
Person 1: Damn, brah... Poop loops really do suck!
by aximiel November 15, 2022
Get the Poop loopmug. Hym "Yeah, no, the black poop was probably the Tylenol. The doctor told me to take it for my jaw thing but, man, this shit is not going away and I can't just take Tylenol forever. Ya know?"
by Hym Iam June 7, 2024
Get the Black poopmug. 
"Can you believe your ex invited you to her party after she made out with your best friend?"
"It's cool, I showed up and pretended to forgive her then found the bathroom and uncorked a rowdy hate poop and didn't flush."
"It's cool, I showed up and pretended to forgive her then found the bathroom and uncorked a rowdy hate poop and didn't flush."
by That Wasn't Worth It June 25, 2021
Get the Hate Poopmug.