B&M

a love history about Barbara and Marcos that would never happen.

B&M will never happen.

by kjasdkjaksjd January 14, 2022

q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m

you are so bored you nearly died in class or at work

Guy 1: Are you as bored as I am

Guy 2: q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m

by Nightsky6 April 26, 2022

yd. 'gcjt xpr,b urq hgmlo rk.p yd. na;f eri

when you learn about the new dvorak layout of the keyboard and write "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" using it.

A - "Hey, do you know what ~yd. 'gcjt xpr,b urq hgmlo rk.p yd. na;f eri~ means??
B - "Ur weird bro."

by anonymous April 4, 2024

Jade B

This woman!!! Holy shit boyz she's FIIIINEE!!!! But she'll love you like no other AND warning she's a bit of a hoe, likes the cold ducks, and LOVES MONEY!!!!

Guy 1: "Duuude! I slept with Jade B last night after we smoked... BEST NIGHT EVER!!!"
Guy 2: "Bro no way! Fuckin' lucky!!!"

by IdkBoyyyyyyy6969 September 15, 2023

B

Why use boring Latin alphabet to write letter B, when you can draw one cool-ass hieroglyph house?

Blackbeard bellowed boldly, "Beware boys, briney bastards be buried beneath banyan by brook behind beach."

by MAHBOY99 August 16, 2022

Bovril B Road

Like Bovril Boulevard but for the working classes.

Alan: Ooh my Bovril B Road took a right bashing from the highways agency last.

by Blaggard August 20, 2022

Plan B One-Step

emergency contraception you take within 72 hours after unprotected sex.

And when you do, there’s Plan B One-Step—the #1 OB/GYN recommended emergency contraception brand.

by SPrice1980 May 24, 2023