You're doin' it wrong

When someone, often an emo poser, tries to "fit in" with a fad or style, but fail epicly or when someone tries to cut themselves with an iPod, when someone tries to make a lolcat pic and uses proper grammar, when someone runs the right way in the Special Olympics.

"Dude! You're doin' it wrong!"

by Kickimanjaro April 14, 2008

You're Gay To Me

what you say to someone of the opposite sex that you have zero romantic interest in. a more polite way of saying it's not you, it's me.

Sorry Joe, but you're gay to me.

by squeezyesq. August 6, 2010

You're a wizard harry

you're a wizard harry

im a what

you're a fucking wizard!!!!!!!!!

you're a wizard harry you bitch

by jamesht2001 October 20, 2014

You're my favourite

Used by Bruce Forsyth on Strictly Come Dancing and other competition shows when talking to a contestant who didn't do very well and looks sure to receive the lowest score of the night. Condescending.

"That was terrible!"
"We're literally relying on public votes to keep us in the competition tonight"
"Well don't worry, because you're my favourite"

by Britchick101 November 28, 2012

"You're Screwed" Circle

The process of trying to find a job after college in your field. You can't get a job without experience, but can't get experience without a job.

- I can't seem to find a teaching job to use this education degree with
- Dude, you're stuck in a "you're screwed" circle.

by Spike L. April 1, 2009

you're my squishy

What you say to the one girl who makes you feel better than you have ever felt before

"Hey Mackenzie"

"Yes?"

"You're my Squishy"

(She Smiles)

by AJCOOKY December 15, 2018

You're just "that guy"

This is used when someone has an overwhelming amount of rizz and is basically a gigachad.

I don't get it man, every chick for some reason gets real flirty with me and their boyfriends are getting mad at it for me

You're just "that guy" buddy.
He's just "THAT GUY" buddy. And you ain't it unfortunately.

by Notsoaverageguyfr March 10, 2023