What are you on?

Slang; used when reacting to someone's odd behaviour

Person 1: I'm a monkey oo-aa-oo-aa
Person 2: What are you on?

by niggadick22 May 31, 2023

what are you brand new?

1) The phrase “What are you Brand New ?” Is used to call out someone who doesn’t understand common jokes or sayings.

2) A friend or person with infantile behavior like spilling beverages or dropping iPhones.

Friend : * Walks into Bar and knocks over a beverage tray*

Him: “Dude, What are you Brand New?”

by Dohm M November 12, 2017

Let's see what you got oculus

That one ad on youtube from Facebook

ok, Let's see what you got oculus *oculus sound effect* DRAYMA HOW DO YOU DO THAT RELAX JUST GET INTO IT, YEAH I THINK I GOT IT!@#$%^&*(

by skibidybopmmdaadaa May 10, 2021

<.7.9.7.6.>If Your Cognitive behavioral SKill Is Manifestation And You Are Presumed Lazy Then Be Determined In WHat YOu Do Because YOu Might End up Being Psychic By Definition & Meaning<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>If Your Cognitive behavioral SKill Is Manifestation And You Are Presumed Lazy Then Be Determined In WHat YOu Do Because YOu Might End up Being Psychic By Definition & Meaning<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>If Your Cognitive behavioral SKill Is Manifestation And You Are Presumed Lazy Then Be Determined In WHat YOu Do Because YOu Might End up Being Psychic By Definition & Meaning<.7.9.7.6.>

by 456AtabavA343 June 5, 2025

What you need to do

shut the fuck up

Person 1: blahblahblah nerd shit.

Person 2: you know What you need to do

Person 1:

Person 2: thanks.

by WrenFloof#0666 April 19, 2022

what did you guys have for lunch today?

something to say to divert a conversation in a group chat from a previous topic that =

no one cares about
people got uncomfortable with
one would use to avoid talking about
no one is interested in

usually, people say it like this =
"anyways, what did you guys have for lunch today?"

dude = "GUYS I FOUND A QUARTER ON THE GROUND JUST NOW. I'M RICH, BI8CH"

another dude = "anyways, what did you guys have for lunch today?"

by josh hutcherson x rick astley December 23, 2023

what can you do if you get scammed

Here are a list of things to do if you get scammed:
tell ur grandma, if she's not dead
tell ur pet rock
dlet ur acount
kill ze sca,,er
die

Friend 1: Bro, what can you do if you get scammed?

Friend 2: tell ur grandma, if she's not dead

Friend 1: dead, next

Friend 2: tell ur pet rock

Friend 1: oh thanks mate!

by DaRealKey November 13, 2019