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National Sloppy Toppy Day

June 25th is a long celebrated holiday known as National Sloppy Toppy Day. Your GF has to give you the sloppiest head you’ve ever received.
Yo Jack, Im so excited for national sloppy toppy day! My GF cant wait to suck my soul out of me.
by Yellowfever777 June 25, 2024
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Gold star sloppy toppy

when a clarinet or saxophone player in the gold star marching band gives you sloppy toppy so good like their instrument that you pass away
Tuba player: bro I need so gold star sloppy so bad right now
Saxophone player: say no more pal, I play saxophone
*sax player gives gold star sloppy toppy and tuba player dies*
by salad w3nch February 16, 2025
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gold star sloppy toppy

when a clarinet or saxophone player in marching band gives you sloppy toppy so good like their instrument that you pass away
Tuba player: bro I need so gold star sloppy so bad right now
Saxophone player: say no more pal, I play saxophone
*sax player gives gold star sloppy toppy and tuba player dies*
by salad w3nch February 16, 2025
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National Give Sloppy Toppy To Avery Day

April 24th is universal give sloppy toppy to Avery day! On April 24th, you have to give violent sloppy toppy to you good bro Avery
Friend 1: what day is it today?
Friend 2: April 24th, why?
Friend 1: WHAT? I ALMOST FORGOT TO GIVE AVERY SLOPPY TOPPY TODAY
*friend 1 goes and gives Avery and gives him the sloppiest toppy on National Give Sloppy Toppy To Avery Day*
by salad w3nch February 16, 2025
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Chief Scout's Golden Award aka 'The Tupperware Badge'

It is incorrectly thought that the highest accolade a cub can get is the Silver Award. However, if you are made air tight by Akela and, ideally, two members of the Catholic church (if not possible then Baloo and Bagheera will suffice) then the Golden Award/Tupperware

Badge will be yours..
Little Jimmy found the experience a little uncomfortable and couldn't look Akela in the eye thereafter but was so proud to join the elite few that year that were given the Chief Scout's Golden Award aka 'The Tupperware Badge'
by Special Dan July 12, 2024
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a 2012 American children's novel and the ninth book in the Captain Underpants series by Dav Pilkey
Captain Underpants and the Terrifying Re-Turn of Tippy Tinkletrousers is the best.
by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023
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A few strange noises made by the mouth of a man with 11 toes.
It will go somewhere along the lines of Bingle-bongle-dingle-dangle-yickety-doo-yickety-dah-ping-pong-lippy-tappy-too-tahh.
by teeny weeny sheeny February 15, 2025
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