1. What guys in San Francisco want to do. Written purposefully as a misspelling of "Marry Todd."
2. Abraham Lincoln's wife
2. Abraham Lincoln's wife
Guy: I was in San Francisco yesterday. Everyone was holding signs that said "I want to mary Todd."
Other guy: I ain't gay so I'll marry Mary Todd instead.
Other guy: I ain't gay so I'll marry Mary Todd instead.
by MaryTodd November 18, 2012
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by T-Rex Todd May 2, 2011
Get the T-Rex Todd mug.A Todd is an amazing, gentle and kind man. Typically Todd will have piercing blue eyes. If you look into them to long, you may loose your heart. He is meticulous, handsome, sexy and will please any woman although he prefers to be loyal to just one. He is hard working and mentally tough, successful in his own right. He isn’t much for celebrating special occasions but will make his woman feel special on every occasion. Very giving, Todd will buy flowers for no reason, surprises from Amazon, he always proves that he pays attention. Gifted in the bedroom, he aims to please. He knows exactly what to do because again, he pays attention. Any woman would be lucky to have a Todd in their life.
He bought her flowers again, that guy is a real Todd.
My man knows what I like, he puts the Todd down!
How can I make money like a Todd?
My man knows what I like, he puts the Todd down!
How can I make money like a Todd?
by Shesmart32 December 3, 2018
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A Todd Ryan is a mutual friend of a lover who likes photos of said lover from social media posts from a year or more prior. His hobbies include loving a Middle Eastern man from Galilee, killing animals for fun, and masturbating to pictures of strangers.
"Honey, why is Todd Ryan liking birthday posts from two years ago?"
"I don't even know a Todd Ryan."
"He's friends with you on Facebook."
"I don't know. Do you want me to delete him?"
"I don't know why you're having me make that call."
"....."
"Fuck you Todd Ryan."
"I don't even know a Todd Ryan."
"He's friends with you on Facebook."
"I don't know. Do you want me to delete him?"
"I don't know why you're having me make that call."
"....."
"Fuck you Todd Ryan."
by Professor Confessor March 27, 2021
Get the Todd Ryan mug.Omg. where do I start. Todd is an amazing friend. Todd is friends with practically everyone. He is so welcoming and inclusive. He is so there for u 24/7 and u can count on him always. he’s that one friend who makes u laugh when u think u will never smile again. His laugh is contagious and he is just so funny. His truths and dares are weird and crazy but soooo funny. If you find someone like todd friend them and you will never be mad at them. xx
by phanimalX September 3, 2019
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