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Josh

That one autistic faggot who is dumb enough to bring a squeaky toy in the fucking school bus and start squeaking the whole fucking ride.
(True story btw) dude this morning josh was being a total fucking josh, he’s such a retard!
by Dre da biatch October 24, 2018
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Joshing

1. (Verb)
To kid or joke with someone.

2. (Verb)
To "accidentally" sit on an animal or object for one's sexual pleasure.
1. Friend - "Why are you always being mean to me bruh?"

Me - "Just joshing you man..."

2. Friend- "Hey! Do you have any plans for tonight?"

Me - "Yeah, I was planning to josh my dog all night."
by Oshija August 3, 2016
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Josh

Usually, a piece of shit. He can't spell worth a damn. He's mentally unstable. He claims to be an outlaw, but he's actually a pussy. Most likely a virgin with a micro penis. Can't handle his liquor and brags about the one time he did dope. All in all, he's a waste of time.
That guys a piece of shit. He's probably a Josh.
by Wildflower January 14, 2015
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Josh

Doesn't matter what you're name is from now on it's Josh
by FazeRainDadio October 2, 2016
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Josh

Josh is a cool fun and sometimes annoying person he's a bit of a whore but he's cool anyway he's almost always late everywhere he goes
Jessica: have u seen josh today

Joe: yeah he was late to history class today
by :::::::::35 October 4, 2016
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Josh

Josh, who drinks Starbucks and is a WeHo gay, is a basic ass bitch.
by Goosfraba137 December 2, 2018
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JOSH

Stupid annoying faggot that no one wants to meet. Will try to ask a girl out and get rejected hard. Will tell his mom a girl likes him even though it's not true or some crusty deformed girl that looks like shrek trying to take a shit. Will tell you he eats healthy and then the next morning order a donut and taco bell for breakfast
by Madison rejected josh October 17, 2018
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