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Enter Management

A manager that defines ones self by using emails,constant tendering of the keyboard and delegation of of things they have meant to have done themselves.A job is finished when they either hit the enter key,or sent an email...and never actually give a second thought to those receiving the email the chaos they have just created,let alone know what their subordinates are really doing.Quite often they appear that their arse is welded to the chair,and are unable to get off said chair to go find out for themselves....even though they authourise the said item.
" I have sent them an email informing them of the problem"...but never bothers to chase up if the problem has been fixed.The job is deemed complete by hitting enter or " Send" hence the term " Enter Management"
by phluck September 4, 2011
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product manager

the product was a disaster and they blamed the face of the project , the product manager cooper.
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milf management

Best score keeper in BYB. Know for always having caprisuns on hand for her competitive athletes.
Wow I’m so thankful there’s good milf management.
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Gateway Manager

Someone who delegates all or most of their job responsibilities to other staff members
We are looking for a Gateway manager to monitor our Pager Duty queues
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key account manager

someone who holds the keys to the company doors
guy: who is that woman?
other guy: she is the key account manager
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performance management

Performance management is the supervision and oversight of employees, departments, and organizations with the objective of seeing that milestones and objectives are reached in an efficient and effective manner.
We've implemented performance management in the call center by setting goals and KPI's for each team member which will be reviewed as part of their appraisal process.
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Incident Management

The managerial style where you switch your entire company direction based on a single incident
This company went bankrupt cause upper management was working on an incident management bases.
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