Sad jack

When you're depressed so you jack off to feel better, sometimes used as an excuse to jack off but still effective most of the time

My parents died recently so I had a sad jack. I felt a lot better afterwards.

by SL3ND3RMAN12345 January 12, 2017

This is so sad

A phrase usually followed by "Alexa? Play despacito"

*At a funeral*
Man 1: F
Man 2: F indeed
Man 1: this is so sad, Alexa? play despacite
Alexa: Playing despacito

by 11th grade no-body October 09, 2019

Sad Cunt

Generally sits on the internet role playing. Often uses words like 'noob' or 'I pown'. Likes to build video game maps and loves a good internet conspiracy. More than often call themselves Remix. Can't get there point over at all in real life. A total geek leech.

Dixoft:- Right, tonight I'm going to be someone else on the internet.

Neutral person:- LoL! Hey, that's great.

Dixoft:- Damn straight you noob, then I'm going to dream on myspace n stuff.

Neutral Person:- You sure know how to live it up. Crikey.

Dixoft:- Just hang on noob, I ain't finished yet. I'm gonna argue with someone on a forum after that and get my point across.

Neutral Person:- Lorks, and this accomplishes you what? LoL?

Dixoft:- Don't argue with me, I am king of the internet jungle me.

Neutral Person:- Hey that's great you sad cunt. Gotta go and live real life mate, see you around no doubt.

by oooheesscaryonthenethim September 23, 2010

booty sad

when a booty is so fine that you get sad when you aren't able to have it in your life.

Damn, that ass is the best i've ever seen!

man, she's mormon, its untapable.

no..... now im booty sad.

by Deanjelo Jones September 10, 2013

Sad Vice

Emanating from “The Viceland Channel”. A documentary about events that leaves you feeling bad about mankind and humanity.

“Yo did you watch, City Of Ghosts?”

“Yep, I did man, Its mad sad vice.”

by Blistic_1 February 12, 2018

Gack Sad

When you go through an extended period of time during it is incredibly easy to make you cry.

I cried at a NatWest ad last night, I think I might be Gack Sad.

by Bestaltoever January 16, 2021

Sad Ken

A horse tipped to win the 3:30 at Chepstow despite odds off 100-1, who was sadly shot along with his jockey for running the wrong way. Can also refer to your mate who is a sad, desperate, lonely old git.

Sad Ken, 3:30 at Chepstow, dead cert.

by Cydermaster September 20, 2021