Bare Blessed

A saying for gay retards who think ancaster has school gangs. Their leader is a pedophile who Carrie’s around a crowbar in his pants. He got slumped by a junkie and kissed a sex offenders shoes
Man, that gay sex we had last night was bare blessed
by Joe Stechey August 17, 2022
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Kazoon-you-bless

What you say to someone when they hiccup. Typically used for those random, really loud hiccups that sound painful instead of awkward eye contact and confusion.
Person A: *really loud and painful hiccup out of no where*
Person B: "Kazoon-you-bless!"
Person A: "Thanks, buddy!"
by TasteTheMaple September 09, 2017
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beautiful church to get married yet dont expect it to give you the full happiness

maybe you can ask the pastor if you can bring your studies(homework ) and borrow their office room
at Cathedral of the Most Blessed Sacrament, I want to perform to my boyfriend in a wedding dress
by Happy Christian April 11, 2023
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second blessing

The burning sensation in ones rectum when passing stool the day after ingesting a spicy meal, giving a person 2 instances of enjoyment out of the hot spices. Thus, a "second" blessing.
- "Whats that loud scream coming from the bathroom?"
- "Oh, thats just Steve, enjoying his second blessing from yesterdays beef vindaloo"
by Klimpbizkit January 21, 2024
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Negative Blessing

When you wish for something bad to happen to get you out of something you don't want to do.
Example 1
Person 1: "Did you hear? Brandon got Covid so he gets a whole week off work."
Person 2: "Man, I wish I had that negative blessing."
Person 1: "If you visit him you might find what you're looking for."

Example 2
"I could really use a negative blessing right now."
by Zendreon July 14, 2023
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Too Blessed to Rest

You have worked so hard, both physically and mentally, to see the world in all its wonder that you can't stop now. Keep driving yourself to greater heights, fostering more fulfilling relationships, nurturing your inner peace, and experiencing overall soulful happiness. Not to be mistaken for monetary wealth this statement rides on gratitude for what you have been given and the ongoing journey we all have to keep that mindset.
I am so grateful for all the opportunities in my life, I am too blessed to rest.
by Dwayne DT May 08, 2024
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