Sad jack

When you're depressed so you jack off to feel better, sometimes used as an excuse to jack off but still effective most of the time

My parents died recently so I had a sad jack. I felt a lot better afterwards.

by SL3ND3RMAN12345 January 12, 2017

sad rofl

say it when you shouldn't really be laughing, but you are.
related to "omg, that's horrible, lol"

It's bad, but you still laugh.

#1: "My piano broke, split right in half, and landed on my dog - who is now dead"
#2: "Sad rofl"

by Jono Fox February 11, 2008

Sad Cunt

Generally sits on the internet role playing. Often uses words like 'noob' or 'I pown'. Likes to build video game maps and loves a good internet conspiracy. More than often call themselves Remix. Can't get there point over at all in real life. A total geek leech.

Dixoft:- Right, tonight I'm going to be someone else on the internet.

Neutral person:- LoL! Hey, that's great.

Dixoft:- Damn straight you noob, then I'm going to dream on myspace n stuff.

Neutral Person:- You sure know how to live it up. Crikey.

Dixoft:- Just hang on noob, I ain't finished yet. I'm gonna argue with someone on a forum after that and get my point across.

Neutral Person:- Lorks, and this accomplishes you what? LoL?

Dixoft:- Don't argue with me, I am king of the internet jungle me.

Neutral Person:- Hey that's great you sad cunt. Gotta go and live real life mate, see you around no doubt.

by oooheesscaryonthenethim September 25, 2010

SAD

Suck A Dick

person 1: 'your a wasteman'
person 2: 'SAD mother fucker'

by Eldubbio July 25, 2011

broken sadness

you have so much pain and hurt the heart cannot beat to the rhythm of love

broken sadness is such a great song. so sad he’s not here anymore

by BumStatusYo December 17, 2018

Sad lasagna

Meaning being so sad or upset your energy is the equivalent to bland lasagna.

"Jim's cat just passed away and his energy lately has been such Sad lasagna

by Milo Max February 16, 2019

Sad Spender

Somebody who has a good job, with a good income. But wastes all their money on crap. Then crys about not having money and ask everyone for money.

"Ohh, can i please have some money?? I got none"

"You are a sad spender."

by TheGladiators. October 19, 2009