pillow wrestling

The act of laying in your bed or on the couch during the day before you start napping.

John: I was pillow wrestling this afternoon. The pillow won.
Jane: Sounds like you enjoyed your nap!

by Pillow Wrestler July 31, 2011

shitty pillow

when you shit on somebody's pillow, push there face in it, and dick slap them in the back of the head until you come

i gave lisa a shitty pillow last night

by b and a 6 shooter June 25, 2009

Pecker Pillow

A wad of toilet paper you place on the edge of the toilet seat in a public restroom that you rest your pecker on so it doesn't rub all over the missed urine, feces, and other "elements" that cover the toilet seat.

That toilet seat was gross, I though I'd catch something If I let my dick touch it.

Should have used a pecker pillow.

by Josh the canadian August 3, 2010

pillow dust

to rub your junk on someone's pillow as a secretive form of revenge

I'm tired of my roommate's girlfriend always staying the night so I'm going to pillow dust him.

by hathey'llneverknow May 11, 2012

jizzy pillow

the act of jizzing on a friends/enemies pillow for a light-hearted practical joke

"oh no!jizzy pillow you buggers"

"man i just jizzed all over calum's pillow,poor bugger"

Later on upon discovering his jizzy pillow:
"oh you buggers!who jizzed on my pillow!?" que gentle laughing in the background

by Bob Newby November 28, 2007

Pillow pet

A device only used for children storing their weed until they grow up and smoke crack like an adult

Oh shit moms almost home, we gotta hide the grass in my pillow pet!

by Ffffffuuuuuuuuuuucccccccckkkkk July 25, 2012

Pillow Hat

A pillow made into a hat. Actual design will vary according to region.

"Sara already claimed the pink one, but which one will Ryan pick? I only got gay Pillow Hats left"

by Jeff Buttnuts April 25, 2006