evan pecker

he is an interesting species of human that can form dark matter but he is on orange matter as of now.

I talked to evan pecker yesterday

by CJMordecai April 24, 2019

Pecker tracks

The original (1930's U.S.) version was simply urine droplets or splatter marks from a man's pants deposited while urinating.

Example: Peeing into a urinal is the hardest to avoid splash-back and getting pecker tracks on your pants. Further Clarification: A: There's only one thing worse than pecker tracks on your zipper. Z: Oh, yeah, like what? A: Zipper tracks on your pecker. Example 2: some guys notice they've got pecker tracks and purposely splash a little water on and claim that the hand sink faucet "kinda exploded."

by Wm. Worder January 26, 2025

pecker checker

A pecker checker was the term used referring to the Navy corpsman on the ship.

I gotta go see the pecker checker.

by Slim987 November 15, 2019

pecker dunking

the act of dunking ones peker in chocolate and having some one lick it off.

Guy 1.did ya'll have fun Guy 2. Yea man she likes "pecker dunking"

by real boyye September 30, 2014

Penguin Pecker

Short fat man, with tiny pecker, who waddles when he walks.

Levi is such a penguin pecker!

by JLDub November 9, 2023

pecker validation

Bolstering a man's ego by worshipping his cock.

If it wasn't for her pecker validation, I would have less than zero self esteem.

by WoodsWhoak March 3, 2010

Three peckered puppies

A dog that has been violated by Joe Biden.

When Joe's best friend Steve let's his 3 peckered puppies red rocket absolutely destroy your spinkter ring.

Joe had a very best friend named scuba Steve that would love to show his 3 peckered puppies red rockets off to anyone that was in sight.

Maria can't get the feeling of what those red rockets felt like from Steve's three peckered puppies all crammed in her swollen rotten.

by Howdy doody's wooden balls September 28, 2021