pecker premium price

The price hike people with a penis and bigger stature must endure when shopping for items similar to the female but geared for men therefore more expensive.
Suzy has $100 and wants that hoodie, she'll get it and she'll be stylin'

Wyatt has $100 and wants a similar hoodie in his size and will be wylin' because he can't afford it due to the fact he's been punted in the penis with the pecker premium price.
by Glanced @ the Pants Lance October 26, 2023
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Pecker Snot

She swallowed my load, gargled down all my pecker snot
by Ezoangelofdeath June 19, 2021
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Kung Pow Pecker

A foreign shaft used to obliterate the cooters of Chinese hookers.
Robbie’s teacher failed him so he gave her a taste of the Kung Pow Pecker
by Peter Ching June 30, 2021
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pecker pillows

Your pecker pillows are your balls, since your pecker spends a good amount of time resting on them.
I was sitting in a chair and I looked down and saw my root resting on my pecker pillows.
by kadis zutton July 05, 2011
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Funny pecker

Funny pecker is funny haha 8======)
by Funny pecker July 07, 2021
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pecker soup

I think I have pecker soup on my pants.
by Bigmoney Player June 05, 2023
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DOG PECKER FLIES

A close family member to the fruit fly, but lacks discernment. Rather than gravitate to the sweet and sticky goodness of a booze bottle or fermenting raisin juice, the DOG PECKER FLY prefers to swarm around the swollen testicles of mangy dogs, too hot and apathetic to rid themselves of these pests.
Good Lord! Look at that swarm of DOG PECKER FLIES on MushHead's ball sac! Guess the only thing he's going to be humping is a bucket of Vaseline!
by Sausage Neck Pete July 06, 2022
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