llama

Llama is a type of pistol that was originally known as Llama-Gabilondo y Cia SA, was a Spanish arms company founded in 1904 under the name Gabilondo and Urresti. It later became a trademarked name in 1932 and is revered for it's small size and large caliber for conceal and carry. It also means "flame" in Spanish.

"I got that drama, you don't want no problems
Dial up that llama, boy you know what it is" - T.I.

"No mercy, go Earthly, cock and make the llama sound" - Tech N9ne

by hammurai September 23, 2017

Pervy Llama

An exceptionally perverted person.

Shawn is such a Pervy Llama

by naks88 February 13, 2014

llama shart

When a llama has a shartgasm all over people or fellow llama friends

That was a nasty llama shart and I got flipping soaked!!!!

by Bootyinyourface August 4, 2016

llama lassoing

A sexual act so disturbing that only the most filthy mongrels take part in. Random assortments of anal, masturbation, oral, and usually ends on a rusty hook.

I'm going to take part in the llama lassoing this weekend at camp, we'll go out back and destroy our eyes.

by Lovelylady93 August 9, 2019

gave me a llama

Idiom meaning to give someone a hard time

I didn't notice that the light had turned green green and the guy behind me sure gave me a llama for it.

by RollieMe April 17, 2022

Trauma Llama

One who constantly attempts to run around dumping their trauma onto people and want to complain about their life so the world feels pity on their loser ass

Androo: That girl Firesticks from Tinychat just dumps her trauma onto people and complains in every conversation.
Robbie: Yeah dude, she's such a Trauma Llama.

by Tinychatta June 28, 2024

llama crawl

To scratch your butt and rub against the floor to relieve pelvic itching at the same time. Very difficult to perform effectively and requiring strong back muscles.

"Whoa did you see John llama crawling in the other room?"
"Yeah! That shit was impressive"
"Right?"

by FrooFroos July 6, 2014