Krusty Keyboard

When a man jacks off so much that he is unable to type on his keyboard because his hand hurts. This mostly hapens on days when his parents are not home or when his girlfriend will not give him a handjob, if he has one.

"Hey man, I heard you screaming last night, you ok?"

"Well last night I had a Krusty Keyboard, but I think I'll be fine"

by seax February 28, 2012

Keyboard Theory

When suddenly everybody wants to play with a toy or item (like a keyboard) that has been buried under the bed or tucked away in a closet for years.

Raul: I found this keyboard under the bed. I'm gonna learn how to play the Star Wars theme on it.
Brock: Hey! Gimme that! It's mine!!!
Raul: It's been collecting dust under the bed for 5 years and now suddenly you want to play it? That's Keyboard Theory.

by phalagen June 18, 2013

Keyboard

The thing you just used to get here.
(srsly how do you not know what it is)

i typed the keyboard

by segment65 September 24, 2023

keyboard

clicky clicky you needed it to search this clicky clicky

i like my keyboard

by clicky clicky April 20, 2022

keyboard warrior

people named ella

1: “whats a keyboard warrior”
2: “uno ella”
1: “yh”
2: “shes a keyboard warrior”
1: “ohhhhh”

by Ratataatat2 August 30, 2021

keyboard wave

a thing you do on your keyboard when ur bored

a typical keyboard wave is like this: sdrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrlok

by plscommitdie June 16, 2020

keyboard

what teenagers use as a way to avoid real life interaction with someone

this boy did all that keyboard talk but didn’t say anything to me in person

by crater123 October 31, 2019