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by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025

Do I want a bag

So you buy like... 2 weeks of shopping
You go to the checkout, And someone says "Do you want a bag"
DO I WANT A BAG?
OF COURSE I FUCKING DO
I AINT A GREEK GOD YOU KNOW WITH A MILLION FUCKING ARMS
I AINT AINT GONNA CARRY IT ON MY FUCKING BACK AM I.
OF COURSE I NEED A FUCKING BAG
CARRYING 2 PINTS OF MILK ON MY ARMS
2 FUCKING BAGS OF CRIPS
FUCKING 3 LAMB CHOPS
2 CHICKENS
3 BEEF
COURSE I NEED A BAG.
WHAT YOU THINK IM GONNA FUCKING DO? JUDGGLE THE CUNTS? I DONT THINK SO.

"Do I want a bag? Of Course I fucking do!"

by Zoe Flemming January 20, 2021

I Wanted A Vasectomy At Age Sixteen

I Wanted A Vasectomy At Age Sixteen

I Wanted A Vasectomy At Age Sixteen

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 25, 2025

I want it that way

I phrase when you want something one way

I want it that way
Oh backstreet bois

by Gayest app for the most recent February 11, 2022

Bonnie I Want You

From the album Parallel Universe by Plain White T's

What you gonna do when the sun comes up
You tryna get right with the fuck ups
Bonnie I Want You, Bonnie I Want You

by SPrice1980 June 24, 2023

i want to die

something someone who is thinking or is on the verge of suicide. it is never good to hear these words. if you hear someone say this, please reach out to them and continue to until you’re positive that this feeling has passed. i’m not the most mentally stable person ever, i think about this word(sentence) a lot.. but it’s never good to hear this and then blow it off like they were joking. get serious for a moment even if they are joking. sometimes the truth lies behind the joke.

me: i want to die
him: i dont like hearing those words
me: i’m sorry
him: i just don’t know how to respond

by takecarelostsouls January 6, 2023

I Want To Get You arrested

I Want TO Get You arrested

I Want TO Get You arrested

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025