Funniest shit i've ever seen

When a scientist transforms himself into a pickle and identifies as a pickle

Person1: And he turned himself into a pickle and now he wants to be called "Pickle Jerry" funniest shit I've ever seen
Person2: Have you started doing cocaine again?

by An_Asshole_With_A_Hat May 26, 2020

Worst Band Ever Created

The worst band ever concieved is They Might Be Giants.

"Hey did you hear They Might Be Giant's new song?"
"O that song about doctor worm playing drums?"
"Yeah"
"Well that song SUCKED! And that band is the worst band Ever Created"

by dolphinsb13 December 29, 2007

dopest dope ive ever smoked

best weed ever
commonly used towards pineapple express

bro
this shit is the dopest dope ive ever smoked

by n1ckmotherfucker December 23, 2008

Have You Ever Had A Dream

A sentence a kid said on tv while having a stroke.

“Have you ever had a dream that, that, um, that you had, uh, that you had to, you could, you do, you wit, you wa, you could do so, you do you could, you want, you wanted him to do you so much you could do anything?”

by footnqtes December 14, 2020

Ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

JOKER:
Tell me, my friend, have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

Line habitually used by the Joker (Jack Nicholson) in Tim Burton's Batman. Best movie in the franchise, pre-Christian Bale.

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? I ask that of all my prey. I just like the sound of it.

by Fearman May 28, 2008

ever lasting gob stopper

A color changing glass bowl with a large reservoir and a shape that makes all the resin drip back into the fire, so that every last bit goes to a good home. Waste not, want not.

This bowl took a long time to get kicked, it's the Ever Lasting Gob Stopper.

by Teh ded Pope April 11, 2005

The worst Urban Dictionary definition. Ever.

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by One day, i'll change the world July 10, 2010