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BUMP

BUMP:

Blowing
Up
My
Phone

To "BUMP" someone is to be completely annoying with constantly sending (calls, text messages, pictures, notifications etc.) to someone's cell phone. Most of the time it's useless things that are not important and can just be told to that person..in person. Sometimes when you BUMP someone you can actually lock up their phone and then they have to restart it, causing them to be extremely pissed. Best advice - if someone reads your message and doesn't respond, they either have no response or its for a reason. Don't BUMP people, or else you you'll be dubbed as desperate.
John - Dude, this chick keeps bumpin' my phone, its so annoying.

Alex - She probably wants to get with you man haha
by JacktheAttack22 August 13, 2010
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dick bump

When someone does a hit of cocaine off someones penis
Let me do some dick bumps with you boy!
by Derek Sanders August 29, 2006
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stump bump

Like a fist bump, except with amputees.
Yesterday I saw two old war veterans do a stump bump. It made my day.
by asamon December 18, 2009
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Speed Bump

When your significant other (typically female) inserts the entirety of her (or his) fist in your booty hole in quick, successive "bumps."

The frustration and anxiety typically associated with traffic speed bumps is included, especially if one has an impending bowel movement.

Santorum optional.
"After that speed bump, my ass really started to hurt."

"That queer really left a reservoir of Santorum in my ass after that speed bump."
by How Strange, Innocence November 6, 2011
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trump bump

The painful knot on your forehead that develops from repeatedly banging your head against the wall out of frustration, disbelief and/or abject horror at Trump's inability to form complete thoughts & sentences, tell the truth, treat people with respect, etc etc etc. (Basically anything he does)
"Dude, your Trump bump looks wicked"
"Yeah, I just listened to his latest thoughts on the Russian hack. I'm seeing double and have to repair the living room wall again."
by Farty McFartpants January 11, 2017
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bumpy top

Crown Royal, due to the the unbelievably sweet crown shaped "bumpy top"
Give me a bottle of bumpy top and a pack of who I ams
by JoshCyclist June 9, 2005
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Bump 'n Run

Someone who accidentally
on purpose likes to rub or grind their crotch against you. Someone who likes to back up their booty into your nay nay. Someone who likes to cop a feel.
Dave liked to Bump 'n Run against all the new temps, even though he's now a chicken plucker.
by Husky Heaux January 14, 2009
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