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Josh

A man who is very deep and complex. Almost mysterious some would say. As mysterious as a Unicorn. Everyone should get to know a josh
"Hey do you know much about that Josh guy?"
"No... he's pretty much like a Unicorn"
by pm5428 April 10, 2015
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Josh

That one autistic faggot who is dumb enough to bring a squeaky toy in the fucking school bus and start squeaking the whole fucking ride.
(True story btw) dude this morning josh was being a total fucking josh, he’s such a retard!
by Dre da biatch October 24, 2018
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Josh

Usually, a piece of shit. He can't spell worth a damn. He's mentally unstable. He claims to be an outlaw, but he's actually a pussy. Most likely a virgin with a micro penis. Can't handle his liquor and brags about the one time he did dope. All in all, he's a waste of time.
That guys a piece of shit. He's probably a Josh.
by Wildflower January 14, 2015
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Josh

Josh, a hard working guy and is great with physical work. He enjoys getting his hands dirty and rarely complains. He's quiet at first but once you get to know him he is a really cool guy and you will love his attributes. He takes great enjoyment about his looks but is always unhappy about one thing of his appearance... his hair! He believes everything should be 100% first time or he will be unhappy for the rest of the day. At any given opportunities he will be a very cocky cunt, and enjoys a good joke on.
"Probably Josh."
by CoolDudeDoesWords September 25, 2018
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Josh

Josh is a cool fun and sometimes annoying person he's a bit of a whore but he's cool anyway he's almost always late everywhere he goes
Jessica: have u seen josh today

Joe: yeah he was late to history class today
by :::::::::35 October 4, 2016
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Josh

Big try hard on the likes of fortnite and pornhub and will usually chat shit about any thing he likes Zeus' dick up his arse and does fake taxi.
Josh is a big try hard pussy magnet you better keep your distance.
by Ye mums Orange Dragon July 11, 2019
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Josh

JOSH LOVES METH AND DRUGS he will often joke about using drugs and suicide attempts,one of the funniest people you will ever meet,not known by most but if you do know him you will immediately want to be friends with him!
Person1 "hey who is that guy over there". Person2 " oh that's josh I've been trying to go talk to him but he's WAY to cool!"
by NARWALLY April 13, 2017
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