jizzy pillow

the act of jizzing on a friends/enemies pillow for a light-hearted practical joke

"oh no!jizzy pillow you buggers"

"man i just jizzed all over calum's pillow,poor bugger"

Later on upon discovering his jizzy pillow:
"oh you buggers!who jizzed on my pillow!?" que gentle laughing in the background

by Bob Newby November 28, 2007

pillow biter

A passive gay male. The term originatied in an infamous court case involving a Political Party leader accused of conspiracy to murder his alleged male lover. When cross examined the lover went into great detail as to how the accused seduced him to the point of his arse being penetrated and stated he "bit the pillow" whilst he endured it.

"Whilst he was doing this to you, what did you do?"

"I bit the pillow and cried"

Self confessed pillow biter

by peterkin1010 March 2, 2015

shitty pillow

when you shit on somebody's pillow, push there face in it, and dick slap them in the back of the head until you come

i gave lisa a shitty pillow last night

by b and a 6 shooter June 25, 2009

pillow wrestling

The act of laying in your bed or on the couch during the day before you start napping.

John: I was pillow wrestling this afternoon. The pillow won.
Jane: Sounds like you enjoyed your nap!

by Pillow Wrestler July 31, 2011

pillow dust

to rub your junk on someone's pillow as a secretive form of revenge

I'm tired of my roommate's girlfriend always staying the night so I'm going to pillow dust him.

by hathey'llneverknow May 11, 2012

Pillow pet

A device only used for children storing their weed until they grow up and smoke crack like an adult

Oh shit moms almost home, we gotta hide the grass in my pillow pet!

by Ffffffuuuuuuuuuuucccccccckkkkk July 25, 2012

Pillow talking

Pillow talking can mean snitching or talking behind someone’s back or someone talking behind your back

That dude right there he was pillow talking about the homie now he’s in prison serving 10 years

by Utomosignis January 14, 2020